1 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:20,600 I'll be in and out there before you know it. 2 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:21,856 In fact, I'll bring you some lunch. 3 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:23,556 You can talk over a sandwich when you're ready. 4 00:00:23,580 --> 00:00:24,756 Of course I can send you a brochure. 5 00:00:24,780 --> 00:00:27,020 Why don't we follow up again in about 10 minutes? 6 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:31,260 And I can send you a CD-ROM outlining our entire production line. 7 00:00:31,261 --> 00:00:33,031 One thing I can promise you is that at our first meeting, 8 00:00:33,032 --> 00:00:35,500 I will not be trying to sell you a single, solitary thing. 9 00:00:35,580 --> 00:00:37,500 I just want to get to know you and your company. 10 00:00:37,501 --> 00:00:39,545 We did this last year, but the upgrades on 11 00:00:39,546 --> 00:00:41,720 all the parts is the only way to guarantee it. 12 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:42,660 Yeah, I'm cool with that. 13 00:00:42,780 --> 00:00:44,925 We're in Westchester, New York, so I can be in the 14 00:00:44,926 --> 00:00:46,360 city in 20 minutes to show you our new product. 15 00:00:46,361 --> 00:00:47,180 I know it's a big investment. 16 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:50,500 That's why I spent a great deal of time customizing this plan for you. 17 00:00:50,580 --> 00:00:52,860 Look, don't make me come down to your office and show you how to do your fucking job. 18 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,400 The St. Paul office is really struggling. 19 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,000 The same with Phoenix and Thompson. 20 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:59,420 John is really starting to remember. 21 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:01,320 Hey, Jacob. 22 00:01:01,420 --> 00:01:04,160 I think it's the infiltration process analysis sample filtration. 23 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:05,816 Yeah, the vacuum inlet outlet filtration. 24 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:09,521 I think it's 22 BLI, but... Hello? 25 00:01:09,620 --> 00:01:09,820 Hello? 26 00:01:10,060 --> 00:01:13,300 Yes, yes, I will take care of everything from implementation to training. 27 00:01:13,820 --> 00:01:15,060 That's my pleasure, please. 28 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,280 Look, talk to my manager. 29 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:17,380 That's my best offer. 30 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:18,200 I'm sorry. 31 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:19,336 No, wait, wait, wait, wait. 32 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:20,080 I can do better. 33 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:21,720 Harry, why three on line two? 34 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:22,440 Ah, shit. 35 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:22,840 It's easy. 36 00:01:23,060 --> 00:01:24,320 I'll give you $100. 37 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,920 The Guardian can't touch that price. 38 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:27,340 How? 39 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:29,220 Because it is my job to have that information. 40 00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:29,700 Oh, really? 41 00:01:29,701 --> 00:01:30,420 You know what? 42 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:30,980 Fuck you. 43 00:01:31,060 --> 00:01:32,076 I don't need your fucking business. 44 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:33,560 Fuck you, you fucking fuck! 45 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,120 Morning, Ted. 46 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:41,080 Oh, hey, Ted. 47 00:01:46,830 --> 00:01:47,830 Thanks for coming in. 48 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,110 How's it going with Jamie? 49 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,400 He's an idiot. 50 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:58,310 I wanted you to be the first one to see the DLX-179. 51 00:02:03,140 --> 00:02:05,670 Six years in the pipeline, the RandD guys finally did it. 52 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:08,417 It's like I always say, success is the sum 53 00:02:08,418 --> 00:02:11,731 of small efforts repeated day in and day out. 54 00:02:13,370 --> 00:02:15,561 Do you realize how much money we're going to make selling this thing? 55 00:02:15,585 --> 00:02:19,630 In the first six months, I bet we make like... Oh, hey, hold on. 56 00:02:19,730 --> 00:02:20,350 Hold on. 57 00:02:20,370 --> 00:02:20,790 Hold on. 58 00:02:20,791 --> 00:02:21,791 Hold, hold, hold, hold. 59 00:02:21,930 --> 00:02:22,690 All right, all right. 60 00:02:22,730 --> 00:02:25,610 The truth is, I want to talk about the upcoming quarter. 61 00:02:26,610 --> 00:02:28,650 I know, I know, I am a big pain in the ass. 62 00:02:28,651 --> 00:02:33,050 But the fact is, as your sales go, so goes the whole team's. 63 00:02:33,785 --> 00:02:35,750 Do you remember Fisher from Cincinnati? 64 00:02:36,130 --> 00:02:37,130 Yeah, he's a prick. 65 00:02:37,770 --> 00:02:40,050 Yeah, well, he was also a top-notch salesman. 66 00:02:40,150 --> 00:02:41,466 And then he starts hitting the bottle. 67 00:02:41,490 --> 00:02:44,650 And before you know it, the whole Midwest Division sales go down with him. 68 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:46,512 I'm telling you, if we don't meet this quarter's 69 00:02:46,513 --> 00:02:49,150 projections, it's going to be sayonara for old John Boy here. 70 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:50,270 No ifs, ands, or buts. 71 00:02:50,540 --> 00:02:53,610 Well, you better learn to sell shoes or suck cock real fucking fast. 72 00:03:13,130 --> 00:03:14,630 I'm really excited to be in New York. 73 00:03:15,470 --> 00:03:16,790 It's always been a dream of mine. 74 00:03:17,010 --> 00:03:18,990 New York, New York, it's a heck of a town. 75 00:03:19,150 --> 00:03:20,310 My mom loved that song. 76 00:03:21,630 --> 00:03:24,670 So John tells me that you are the number one salesman in the division. 77 00:03:24,770 --> 00:03:25,770 Maybe the whole company. 78 00:03:27,110 --> 00:03:29,070 You know, I was number one salesman in my old job. 79 00:03:29,670 --> 00:03:30,030 Yep. 80 00:03:30,430 --> 00:03:31,430 Whoa! 81 00:03:33,270 --> 00:03:33,830 Ha, ha. 82 00:03:33,831 --> 00:03:34,831 Wow. 83 00:03:36,810 --> 00:03:42,790 So, what do you say, since we're both reigning champs, that we have a little 84 00:03:42,791 --> 00:03:49,050 friendly sales competition this quarter for, say, dinner at La Bernardine's? 85 00:03:50,790 --> 00:03:51,890 I'll take that as a yes. 86 00:03:52,770 --> 00:03:54,770 How about if I sweeten the pot a little bit? 87 00:03:55,050 --> 00:03:56,490 Put this baby in, huh? 88 00:03:57,730 --> 00:04:00,590 I sold more than my entire division put together to earn this baby. 89 00:04:01,150 --> 00:04:02,530 This trophy makes me so happy. 90 00:04:04,990 --> 00:04:05,650 Nobody's happy. 91 00:04:05,790 --> 00:04:06,190 I'm happy. 92 00:04:06,310 --> 00:04:06,910 No, you're not. 93 00:04:07,110 --> 00:04:07,850 You're miserable. 94 00:04:08,090 --> 00:04:09,090 You don't even know me. 95 00:04:09,150 --> 00:04:09,530 Trust me. 96 00:04:09,590 --> 00:04:10,250 Your life sucks. 97 00:04:10,610 --> 00:04:12,210 No, no, my life is actually pretty good. 98 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:13,850 What's so great about your fucking life? 99 00:04:14,270 --> 00:04:15,470 I got a new job. 100 00:04:15,510 --> 00:04:16,650 I got a new house. 101 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:18,590 I'm getting married soon. 102 00:04:19,990 --> 00:04:22,650 I finally started taking art classes. 103 00:04:22,770 --> 00:04:23,590 Yeah, listen, Jimmy. 104 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:24,110 Jamie. 105 00:04:24,270 --> 00:04:25,406 Yeah, like it fucking matters. 106 00:04:25,430 --> 00:04:28,290 Everything you see, everything you feel is nothing. 107 00:04:28,530 --> 00:04:30,525 This job, this car, that polyester bargain 108 00:04:30,526 --> 00:04:33,270 basement suit I'm wearing is totally meaningless. 109 00:04:33,271 --> 00:04:37,230 As far as beating me is concerned, what you should worry about is getting one sale. 110 00:04:37,430 --> 00:04:39,710 Because if you don't... You think you fucking don't? 111 00:04:39,830 --> 00:04:42,846 They're going to ship your sorry ass back to... Where the fuck are you from again? 112 00:04:42,870 --> 00:04:43,910 I'm from Solon, Ohio. 113 00:04:44,210 --> 00:04:44,430 Really? 114 00:04:44,431 --> 00:04:44,830 Yeah. 115 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:45,170 Yeah. 116 00:04:45,230 --> 00:04:45,850 It's a pretty cool place. 117 00:04:46,010 --> 00:04:46,590 It's a pretty cool place. 118 00:04:46,690 --> 00:04:46,950 Really? 119 00:04:47,050 --> 00:04:48,130 Why the fuck did you leave? 120 00:04:48,590 --> 00:04:49,590 Sorry, sir. 121 00:04:54,590 --> 00:04:55,590 Well, 122 00:05:01,430 --> 00:05:02,790 it was working great this morning. 123 00:05:03,660 --> 00:05:07,710 I even laid in all the schematics digitally for simplicity. 124 00:05:07,711 --> 00:05:08,711 Right, Ted? 125 00:05:11,010 --> 00:05:11,490 All right. 126 00:05:11,491 --> 00:05:15,970 Well, look, what you would be seeing if this thing was, you know, working... Wait. 127 00:05:16,110 --> 00:05:16,690 Well, there it is. 128 00:05:16,710 --> 00:05:17,030 It's good. 129 00:05:17,470 --> 00:05:17,790 Okay. 130 00:05:17,910 --> 00:05:18,170 Good, good. 131 00:05:18,270 --> 00:05:18,690 All right. 132 00:05:18,691 --> 00:05:19,691 All right. 133 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:27,480 Just forget. 134 00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:27,760 Look. 135 00:05:28,020 --> 00:05:29,020 We... 136 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:29,680 Look. 137 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,876 I'm sure it's a great product and everything. 138 00:05:31,900 --> 00:05:35,200 But to be perfectly honest, Guardia is going to be in here later on today. 139 00:05:35,740 --> 00:05:39,177 And their CEO, Arnie Lagoosa, he and I are old poker 140 00:05:39,178 --> 00:05:41,680 buddies, so we're probably going to go with them. 141 00:05:41,860 --> 00:05:42,420 I see. 142 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:45,440 Well, this was my first sales call, so maybe next time I could probably... 143 00:05:45,441 --> 00:05:48,580 Try again when that new DLX technology I've been hearing about is available. 144 00:05:48,820 --> 00:05:49,180 DLX? 145 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:50,320 Yeah, sure. 146 00:05:51,140 --> 00:05:52,140 Hey, Barney. 147 00:05:52,780 --> 00:05:53,780 Give me a second, okay? 148 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:54,380 Yeah. 149 00:05:54,460 --> 00:05:54,820 Okay. 150 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:55,440 Okay. 151 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:55,720 Thanks. 152 00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:56,600 Hey, who's Lagoosa? 153 00:05:56,820 --> 00:05:57,820 Shut the fuck up. 154 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:07,700 You know, when we first got into this, it was just us and the Japanese. 155 00:06:08,020 --> 00:06:08,320 All right. 156 00:06:08,380 --> 00:06:08,580 Yeah. 157 00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:14,420 Then the Swiss got in, then the Germans, then the goddamn French. 158 00:06:15,260 --> 00:06:16,860 I hate those goddamn French. 159 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:21,620 But we still managed to move 40,000 units out of this factory alone every month. 160 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:22,660 Is that right? 161 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:23,060 Yeah. 162 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:26,620 Man, Barney, honestly, I have to tell you something. 163 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,920 I'd heard all the talk about this place, you know, blah, blah, blah, and everything. 164 00:06:30,060 --> 00:06:33,040 This is everything everybody said it was. 165 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:33,640 It's fantastic. 166 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:34,560 Thank you, Ted. 167 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:34,800 Really. 168 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:35,300 Thank you. 169 00:06:35,301 --> 00:06:36,301 Really, it's great. 170 00:06:36,780 --> 00:06:37,140 Wow. 171 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:37,820 Yeah. 172 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,796 Hey, I have a question for you, Barney. 173 00:06:39,820 --> 00:06:40,120 Yeah. 174 00:06:40,620 --> 00:06:42,540 Don't have asshole written on my forehead. 175 00:06:43,780 --> 00:06:44,380 Excuse me? 176 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:46,449 Listen, fat man, I don't want to embarrass you in 177 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:48,020 front of your flunkies, but I'll tell you this. 178 00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:50,720 Next quarter, I'll be standing here with your replacement while you're off 179 00:06:50,721 --> 00:06:54,260 somewhere selling soap to blue-haired fucking ladies who don't have a pot to piss in. 180 00:06:54,300 --> 00:06:55,536 What the hell are you talking about? 181 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:59,080 Every fucking thing you doled out to us in that bullshit, and you know it. 182 00:06:59,220 --> 00:07:01,356 Well, things have been a little slow lately, but they're turning around. 183 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:02,580 Nothing turning is my stomach. 184 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,680 The fuck am I even doing here with you? 185 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:05,700 I'll tell you another thing. 186 00:07:05,701 --> 00:07:07,795 There are at least 50 other companies out there we can 187 00:07:07,796 --> 00:07:09,920 be servicing who won't be wasting our fucking time. 188 00:07:14,610 --> 00:07:17,670 Uh, Ted, could I talk to you for just a second? 189 00:07:45,940 --> 00:07:46,940 Hey, man. 190 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:48,240 How you doing? 191 00:07:50,990 --> 00:07:52,350 Got the week off to a right start? 192 00:08:06,510 --> 00:08:07,510 Yeah. 193 00:08:08,470 --> 00:08:09,470 Hey, man. 194 00:08:10,010 --> 00:08:11,010 How you doing? 195 00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:13,050 Yeah. 196 00:08:13,870 --> 00:08:14,230 Hey, man. 197 00:08:14,231 --> 00:08:14,350 What's up? 198 00:08:14,351 --> 00:08:14,650 Uh, John. 199 00:08:14,651 --> 00:08:15,651 Yeah? 200 00:08:16,230 --> 00:08:17,230 What do you think? 201 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:21,270 I know. 202 00:08:21,410 --> 00:08:22,410 I knew you'd like it. 203 00:08:23,390 --> 00:08:24,390 No. 204 00:08:24,690 --> 00:08:25,150 Come on. 205 00:08:25,710 --> 00:08:26,710 That's okay. 206 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:27,810 It's okay. 207 00:08:28,670 --> 00:08:29,610 Because I can afford it. 208 00:08:29,670 --> 00:08:30,670 That's why. 209 00:08:31,450 --> 00:08:31,810 Yeah. 210 00:08:31,811 --> 00:08:32,811 Yeah. 211 00:08:32,850 --> 00:08:34,050 Hey, did you go to the doctor? 212 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:36,880 What do you say about your hip? 213 00:08:38,470 --> 00:08:39,470 Mom, listen to me. 214 00:08:42,010 --> 00:08:42,370 No. 215 00:08:42,371 --> 00:08:43,230 Because it's important. 216 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:43,750 That's why. 217 00:08:43,751 --> 00:08:44,110 Listen. 218 00:08:44,550 --> 00:08:46,250 Don't make me drag you down there myself. 219 00:08:47,890 --> 00:08:48,890 Promise? 220 00:08:49,330 --> 00:08:50,330 Okay. 221 00:08:50,770 --> 00:08:51,170 No. 222 00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:52,450 I'm sure she's a nice girl. 223 00:08:52,890 --> 00:08:53,250 No. 224 00:08:53,330 --> 00:08:53,690 I gotta go. 225 00:08:53,810 --> 00:08:54,810 I got work to do. 226 00:08:55,110 --> 00:08:55,510 Yeah. 227 00:08:55,930 --> 00:08:56,930 No. 228 00:08:59,430 --> 00:08:59,830 No. 229 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:00,831 Yeah. 230 00:09:01,935 --> 00:09:02,935 Tell Marco I said hi. 231 00:09:05,110 --> 00:09:05,510 Okay. 232 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:06,511 Love you too. 233 00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:53,800 Oh, can you do me a favor? 234 00:09:55,760 --> 00:10:00,320 If it's possible, just not say anything about the remote possibility of me getting 235 00:10:00,321 --> 00:10:02,120 fired if I don't get a stay on this quarter. 236 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000 You know, just... 237 00:10:05,540 --> 00:10:06,980 I don't want Belisa to get worried. 238 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:10,580 Sorry guys, but Bernardino's out. 239 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:13,040 I'm still gonna beat you. 240 00:10:13,385 --> 00:10:15,276 You know, it's just gonna take me a little longer than I planned. 241 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:16,440 This is a nice surprise. 242 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,320 You are too. 243 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:22,400 Oh. 244 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,458 I just dropped by because I'm looking for 245 00:10:24,459 --> 00:10:25,820 that address for this afternoon's appointment. 246 00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:28,760 Check next to the stuffed panda on the dresser. 247 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:29,880 Okay. 248 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:30,360 Okay. 249 00:10:30,780 --> 00:10:31,180 Oh. 250 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,020 I'm sorry. 251 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,160 Ted, this is my fiancée, Belisa. 252 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:35,840 Belisa, this is Ted. 253 00:10:36,180 --> 00:10:36,580 Hey. 254 00:10:36,980 --> 00:10:37,380 Hi. 255 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:38,600 She's been dying to meet you. 256 00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:40,060 I'll be right back. 257 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,020 He can be a little forgetful at times. 258 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:44,880 Yeah, I know. 259 00:10:47,220 --> 00:10:49,160 Could you hand me that hunting knife, please? 260 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:50,920 Yeah. 261 00:10:55,650 --> 00:10:57,570 Still waiting for him to bag his first elephant. 262 00:10:57,850 --> 00:10:58,850 I can't find it! 263 00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:00,250 Check in the den! 264 00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:04,890 Oh, this fucking thing! 265 00:11:07,310 --> 00:11:08,310 I'm sorry. 266 00:11:10,190 --> 00:11:10,790 That's okay. 267 00:11:10,910 --> 00:11:11,910 Don't worry about it. 268 00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:15,410 Do you want something to drink? 269 00:11:16,790 --> 00:11:17,790 Uh, what do you got? 270 00:11:19,790 --> 00:11:20,790 Nothing. 271 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:24,850 Nothing? 272 00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:26,430 Nothing. 273 00:11:27,050 --> 00:11:30,310 I figured you'd say no, so I just took a chance. 274 00:11:31,030 --> 00:11:32,290 But it didn't really work out. 275 00:11:33,410 --> 00:11:33,630 Hmm. 276 00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:37,257 I'm sure Jamie mentioned it, but he invited the 277 00:11:37,258 --> 00:11:40,031 entire neighborhood over for a barbecue this Saturday. 278 00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:40,810 Hmm. 279 00:11:40,811 --> 00:11:41,330 Say anything. 280 00:11:41,550 --> 00:11:42,430 I don't want to bother asking. 281 00:11:42,530 --> 00:11:44,030 Ted doesn't do barbecues. 282 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:44,710 Thanks. 283 00:11:44,730 --> 00:11:45,730 You got it. 284 00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:47,770 Well, it would be really nice. 285 00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:49,310 At least I would know someone. 286 00:11:50,285 --> 00:11:51,325 I'll give it some thought. 287 00:11:51,370 --> 00:11:51,970 Not really. 288 00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:53,430 It could be my badminton partner. 289 00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:54,870 Yeah. 290 00:11:54,970 --> 00:11:56,010 I'm gonna wait in the car. 291 00:11:56,510 --> 00:11:57,090 All right. 292 00:11:57,410 --> 00:11:58,050 Here you go. 293 00:11:58,310 --> 00:11:59,230 It was really nice meeting you. 294 00:11:59,330 --> 00:11:59,470 Thanks. 295 00:11:59,490 --> 00:12:00,490 I'm gonna wait outside. 296 00:12:00,550 --> 00:12:00,990 Okay. 297 00:12:01,110 --> 00:12:02,110 See you in a bit. 298 00:12:02,470 --> 00:12:03,470 Nice to meet you. 299 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:04,130 Thanks. 300 00:12:04,230 --> 00:12:05,590 I was looking everywhere for this. 301 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:23,760 Hey, isn't Belisa great? 302 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:26,300 Great. 303 00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:29,120 Well, the house needs a little work. 304 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,140 A gardener could use a kick in the pants. 305 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:31,520 Yeah. 306 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:32,160 Great. 307 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,520 Everything's great. 308 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:35,120 You mean it? 309 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,200 No. 310 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:37,120 No, you're kidding, right? 311 00:12:37,420 --> 00:12:37,960 The house. 312 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:39,080 The fucking mortgage. 313 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:39,600 Neighbors. 314 00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:40,260 Bullshit. 315 00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:41,060 Didn't like Belisa? 316 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:41,780 Belisa's great. 317 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:42,320 No, she's great. 318 00:12:42,321 --> 00:12:45,020 She might even stick around for a while, but eventually she's gonna break your heart. 319 00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:47,352 She'll leave your rotting soul gasping for air while 320 00:12:47,353 --> 00:12:49,621 her new boyfriend sodomizes you right out of her memory. 321 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:49,940 What? 322 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:50,460 What? 323 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,380 What the hell are you talking about? 324 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:52,640 You know what? 325 00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:56,100 I'll never understand why people think their pathetic lives are somehow gonna get 326 00:12:56,101 --> 00:12:57,861 better just because they get fucking married. 327 00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:58,460 Why they get divorced? 328 00:12:58,620 --> 00:12:59,080 That I get. 329 00:12:59,160 --> 00:12:59,560 That's easy. 330 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:00,420 I don't wanna hear you more of this. 331 00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:01,780 Listen, first of all, sunshine. 332 00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:02,930 Don't call me sunshine. 333 00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:06,220 There's no limit to the problems a woman is gonna bring to your life. 334 00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:07,920 Dante didn't scratch the surface. 335 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,140 It is fucking endless. 336 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:09,960 Infinite. 337 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,980 It goes on and on. 338 00:13:11,981 --> 00:13:16,280 You know, maybe you just need to fall in love. 339 00:13:16,540 --> 00:13:16,900 Love? 340 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,436 What kind of love are you talking about? 341 00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:20,040 Are you talking about real love? 342 00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:21,660 Are you talking about true love? 343 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,066 Are you talking about this suburban bullshit fantasy 344 00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:26,076 we've been milk fed so we don't slit each other's throats? 345 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,380 Maybe you just need to get laid. 346 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:27,720 Really? 347 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,416 I can get a piece of ass any time I want. 348 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,676 I can fuck you with a little effort. 349 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:31,320 It's not funny. 350 00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:32,460 Okay, don't even go there. 351 00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:33,040 Excuse me. 352 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,000 Can you tell me where Route 304 is, please? 353 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,200 Blow me. 354 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,400 Well, does anyone know why he's so angry? 355 00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:41,260 Well, he was probably beaten as a child. 356 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:41,660 Oh. 357 00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:42,420 Well, I hope. 358 00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:43,860 Why do they put up with him? 359 00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:47,340 Because that son of a bitch is responsible for 70% of this division's sales. 360 00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:48,780 I'll get him to lighten that. 361 00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:50,490 Ted and I went on a sales call together. 362 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:54,180 He told the client to shove his cock in my mouth if he wants me to shut up. 363 00:13:57,580 --> 00:14:00,160 So, either one of you new guys broken your sales cherry? 364 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:00,640 Yeah. 365 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:00,960 Hmm? 366 00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:02,940 Uh, I got nothing. 367 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:06,671 Ted says that they fire you if you don't get a sale before the quarter's over. 368 00:14:06,695 --> 00:14:08,696 Yeah, plus they burn down your house and rape your wife. 369 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:09,720 Oh, yeah. 370 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,180 Oh, there's a funny guy. 371 00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:17,756 Just broke your first round of interviews, huh? 372 00:14:17,780 --> 00:14:18,780 What interviews? 373 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,080 For management position? 374 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,540 Yeah, top man at each sales office. 375 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:24,060 Misty? 376 00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:25,460 Top man? 377 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,620 Well, why don't they just give it to Ted? 378 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:29,340 Ted? 379 00:14:29,341 --> 00:14:30,180 Ted doesn't ever volunteer. 380 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,240 And I am next on the totem pole. 381 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:33,300 Barely. 382 00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:34,900 We interview here at the home office. 383 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,140 Chicago's got the opening. 384 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:37,180 Fucking lucky prick. 385 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:38,700 It's not luck, sweetheart. 386 00:14:38,701 --> 00:14:39,701 Uh-huh. 387 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:41,960 Ah, shit. 388 00:14:47,090 --> 00:14:47,450 Ted? 389 00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:48,570 Come on, Ted. 390 00:14:50,370 --> 00:14:50,950 Hey, Ted. 391 00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:52,210 How's it going? 392 00:14:52,950 --> 00:14:54,310 You gonna join the team this year? 393 00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:18,010 As you can see, these products not only address your current needs, but all of 394 00:15:18,011 --> 00:15:20,487 your future requirements in each and every one 395 00:15:20,488 --> 00:15:23,050 of your 20 facilities on the eastern seaboard. 396 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,770 And when it comes to installation, we can have them up and running in what? 397 00:15:25,771 --> 00:15:28,130 Five, five, ten, five to ten business days. 398 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:29,430 Oh, thank you. 399 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,550 I think we've heard enough. 400 00:15:31,860 --> 00:15:35,371 Um, if you please just let me finish, then I can... You are finished. 401 00:15:35,890 --> 00:15:37,130 You promised me five minutes. 402 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,150 I said your time is up. 403 00:15:40,470 --> 00:15:44,310 If you'll just give me a moment to explain to you how our company can help you... 404 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:45,690 I've been doing this for 27 years. 405 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,910 There's nothing you can tell me that I don't already know. 406 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,710 Sir, I really need this sale. 407 00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:53,210 I do. 408 00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:54,860 I plan on starting a family. 409 00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:55,750 I do. 410 00:15:55,751 --> 00:15:56,751 I'm gonna get married. 411 00:15:56,970 --> 00:15:57,970 I've got a family, too. 412 00:15:58,230 --> 00:15:59,570 Reynolds here has two of them. 413 00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:00,690 Three. 414 00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:01,910 Good day, gentlemen. 415 00:16:02,010 --> 00:16:03,010 We don't validate. 416 00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:15,710 Starting a family? 417 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:23,850 I'm starting a family. 418 00:16:25,230 --> 00:16:26,290 I got flustered. 419 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:34,250 Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. 420 00:16:34,370 --> 00:16:35,070 What the hell are you doing? 421 00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:38,710 That's the time ticking away on this quarter and you haven't made one sale. 422 00:16:38,711 --> 00:16:40,770 Where the fuck did you find this company anyway? 423 00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:42,086 You know, you could have helped me. 424 00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:43,450 I'm not your fucking wet nurse. 425 00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:46,806 Why don't you draw on all that experience you allegedly have? 426 00:16:46,830 --> 00:16:48,176 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 427 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:51,390 That means I don't think you're half the salesman you claim to be. 428 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,100 You know what, Ted? 429 00:16:54,490 --> 00:16:56,090 I'm gonna beat you this quarter. 430 00:16:56,650 --> 00:16:57,270 All right? 431 00:16:57,410 --> 00:16:58,410 Yeah. 432 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:01,990 And the only reason why is just to get you to shut your fucking mouth. 433 00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:34,375 Can I help you, sir? 434 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:35,440 No, thanks. 435 00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:36,540 I'm just looking. 436 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:38,280 Oh, hi. 437 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:38,720 Hey. 438 00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:40,300 What are you doing here? 439 00:17:40,565 --> 00:17:42,965 I'm supposed to be meeting Jamie around the corner for lunch. 440 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,680 But, uh, his review's running late. 441 00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:50,500 So is this where you spend your lunch hour? 442 00:17:50,590 --> 00:17:52,579 No, I did a cafe down the street but I had some 443 00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:55,521 extra time so I thought I'd waste it in here. 444 00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:57,060 Well, it's a nice place. 445 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:58,440 Yeah, yeah. 446 00:17:58,560 --> 00:17:59,180 It's really nice. 447 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,480 They have a great collection. 448 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:01,200 Yeah. 449 00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:04,340 So Jamie tells me you're the number one salesman in the company. 450 00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:07,120 I'm not too surprised. 451 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:08,620 I've met a few of the other guys. 452 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:10,920 I'm not so sure that's a compliment. 453 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:12,700 It is. 454 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:17,880 So, what's your secret? 455 00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:19,760 Maybe Jamie can pick up on it. 456 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,440 If falling's easy, all you gotta do is ignore your conscience. 457 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:25,800 Hmm. 458 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:26,780 I see. 459 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,980 So you're one of those dark, brooding, introspective types. 460 00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:31,140 What? 461 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:32,560 Now I understand. 462 00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:33,380 Yeah. 463 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:34,200 Yeah. 464 00:18:34,201 --> 00:18:35,201 I understand what? 465 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,200 Nothing. 466 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,080 Here. 467 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,670 You should try reading some Verlaine. 468 00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:46,420 He's also dark and brooding. 469 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:51,480 Yeah. 470 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:52,960 Rimbaud's more my speed. 471 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,220 Huh. 472 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,480 You know your French poets. 473 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:57,880 I don't know what's a salesman. 474 00:18:58,900 --> 00:18:59,900 Hmm. 475 00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:02,460 So come on, tell me. 476 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,060 I'm a big girl. 477 00:19:03,430 --> 00:19:04,780 What's Jamie doing wrong at work? 478 00:19:06,075 --> 00:19:08,116 I mean, at his last company, he was the biggest star. 479 00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:09,140 Yeah. 480 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:10,240 You know what? 481 00:19:10,241 --> 00:19:12,200 For starters, he's too happy. 482 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,040 He wants to be best buddies with all of his clients. 483 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:18,300 I warned him that love for life act wouldn't fly here. 484 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,880 The guy draws cartoons on my lead sheets. 485 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:22,680 Yeah. 486 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:23,900 He loves that art class. 487 00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:30,860 So, uh, what's your story? 488 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:33,776 Did you want to move out here to New York? 489 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:34,800 I mean, you don't... 490 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:38,180 you don't seem like the doting housewife. 491 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:39,880 No. 492 00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:41,940 I don't know how much doting I do. 493 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:43,300 I'm not even sure I know how. 494 00:19:44,670 --> 00:19:46,150 Back home, I ran a small art gallery. 495 00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:47,220 Oh. 496 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,320 Yeah. 497 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,780 Lots of Jamie's art classes. 498 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:50,960 Hmm. 499 00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:55,420 We were hoping moving to New York would give us a fresh start. 500 00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:57,620 We've been engaged three different times. 501 00:19:57,860 --> 00:19:58,860 Oh. 502 00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:00,830 Well, I'm sorry to hear that. 503 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,400 No, I'm pretty confident things will work out this time. 504 00:20:04,435 --> 00:20:07,440 Or at least until some other guy sodomizes him out of my memory. 505 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:08,900 Yeah. 506 00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:11,540 Hey, you know what? 507 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:12,700 What? 508 00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:16,580 Jamie tells me everything. 509 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:17,280 Yeah. 510 00:20:17,505 --> 00:20:19,900 Well, maybe he shouldn't. 511 00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:22,630 You know, I... 512 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,701 You know, when I see... Don't worry about it. 513 00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:27,180 I gotta go. 514 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,400 See ya. 515 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,160 Firm handshake. 516 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,320 Look him in the eye. 517 00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:38,200 Smile, smile, smile. 518 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,480 That's three smiles. 519 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,200 Ten tips for solution-selling. 520 00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:43,180 You've always been there for me. 521 00:20:43,181 --> 00:20:46,600 Man, when I started selling three years ago, I read every one of these fucking books. 522 00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:48,116 You've only been selling for three years? 523 00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:51,340 Every schmuck I know selling tampons and tobacco thinks this shit works. 524 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:52,200 Hey! 525 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:53,940 None of this shit works. 526 00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:55,300 It does sell. 527 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:55,620 Yeah? 528 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:55,960 Really? 529 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,276 Well, then where are all your sales? 530 00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,240 All right, Mr. Number One Salesman. 531 00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:00,380 What's your advice? 532 00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:01,480 Fuck you. 533 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:02,100 That's my advice. 534 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:03,460 Look, I... Whoa, whoa, whoa. 535 00:21:03,540 --> 00:21:03,820 I'm sorry. 536 00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:04,100 I'm sorry. 537 00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:04,400 I'm sorry. 538 00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:05,880 I'm just... I'm a little edgy. 539 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:06,580 I admit it. 540 00:21:06,820 --> 00:21:07,340 All right? 541 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,060 I got Whitman on my back. 542 00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:11,360 I got bills piling up. 543 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,340 I got Belisa giving me advice now. 544 00:21:14,260 --> 00:21:15,260 What kind of advice? 545 00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:20,020 Well, for one thing, she thinks that I'm being too friendly with the clients and 546 00:21:20,021 --> 00:21:21,901 that's the reason why I'm not getting any sales. 547 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,600 Maybe she's right. 548 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:26,620 Yeah, maybe. 549 00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:28,000 Maybe I overreacted. 550 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,960 Eh, at any rate, I got her this little gift. 551 00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:34,080 You know, sort of a... kind of a peace offering. 552 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:35,900 Jesus. 553 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:36,360 What? 554 00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:37,660 She collects them. 555 00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:38,860 I think they're nice. 556 00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:40,620 Look, you wanna make her feel better? 557 00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:41,180 What? 558 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,600 Get rid of that MADE IN TAIWAN piece of shit and start making some fucking money. 559 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:45,120 Right. 560 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:46,540 Listen, this is serious. 561 00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:49,540 Every one of your competitors is gonna be up at Haberton today, okay? 562 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,600 Including Garty. 563 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:51,180 Get it? 564 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:51,940 I got it. 565 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,260 Ted, this is gonna be big. 566 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:54,060 It's gonna be huge. 567 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:54,720 Big. 568 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,160 Big, big, big. 569 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,280 Really big. 570 00:21:57,740 --> 00:21:58,100 Huge. 571 00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,800 We're gonna make a lot of money. 572 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,620 Let's drop such a dick! 573 00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:04,020 How the hell can you say no after that? 574 00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:09,040 I maneuvered perfectly from the three-fucking-point close deal to the... To the... 575 00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:12,200 To the goddamn... To the fucking... Fuck him in the ass! 576 00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:19,420 I was this close! 577 00:22:20,460 --> 00:22:21,460 Damn it! 578 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000 Ted, calm down. 579 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:27,360 Yep. 580 00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:34,830 You want a vitamin? 581 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,684 Look, Jamie, you're trying really hard, but 582 00:22:42,685 --> 00:22:45,340 you gotta quit being such a fucking salesman. 583 00:22:45,380 --> 00:22:46,856 People know when they're being conned. 584 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:47,440 Excuse me? 585 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:48,676 I'm not trying to con anybody. 586 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:49,340 I know you're not. 587 00:22:49,341 --> 00:22:52,140 But the way you present yourself, it seems that way. 588 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:54,760 I love you, Lisa. 589 00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:56,020 Hi, honey. 590 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,120 How are you? 591 00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:58,500 It went great. 592 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:00,700 Of course I got the sale. 593 00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:02,420 I can't wait to tell you all about it. 594 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,640 I have nothing to worry about. 595 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:07,160 OK. 596 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:08,700 All right, sweetie. 597 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:10,840 See you soon. 598 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:12,640 I love you. 599 00:23:18,870 --> 00:23:20,190 I didn't want to disappoint her. 600 00:23:20,770 --> 00:23:21,770 I know. 601 00:23:22,290 --> 00:23:23,806 She's cooking a big celebration dinner. 602 00:23:23,830 --> 00:23:23,950 I know. 603 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:25,390 She's not a very good target. 604 00:23:32,430 --> 00:23:33,730 Fuck this, let's get a drink. 605 00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:51,180 Hey honey, dinner will be ready in just one second. 606 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:53,500 Oh my god! 607 00:23:54,380 --> 00:23:55,920 I think this belongs to you. 608 00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:57,400 What happened? 609 00:23:57,780 --> 00:23:59,220 He had a few too many of everything. 610 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:00,680 Get up. 611 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:01,880 Another bad day? 612 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:03,380 Oh yeah, well I almost got a cell. 613 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:04,400 Shit. 614 00:24:04,740 --> 00:24:06,940 I don't think I can take another night of him crying. 615 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,776 I don't think you're going to get much of anything from him tonight. 616 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,480 Would you please let me take him upstairs? 617 00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:12,260 Yeah. 618 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:13,660 Here we go. 619 00:24:19,140 --> 00:24:20,190 Just throw him on the bed. 620 00:24:20,430 --> 00:24:21,430 Alright. 621 00:24:23,710 --> 00:24:26,670 I don't know how many more nights I can take in the support of Wipe Act. 622 00:24:28,070 --> 00:24:29,310 We're not even fucking married. 623 00:24:33,490 --> 00:24:34,680 Hey, I'm gonna get going. 624 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:36,760 Can you help me? 625 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,860 How much longer is Brian Hugh going to prep with us? 626 00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:03,020 Probably not much longer. 627 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,400 Lift him up. 628 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:07,800 Okay. 629 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,240 Oh god. 630 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:13,980 He isn't getting any sales. 631 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,040 What is he not doing? 632 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,980 Selling a product is simple. 633 00:25:19,940 --> 00:25:21,480 What a salesman wants to do... 634 00:25:23,620 --> 00:25:25,400 is instill confidence in his client. 635 00:25:28,630 --> 00:25:29,780 That sounds simple enough. 636 00:25:30,850 --> 00:25:31,850 Say I have a product. 637 00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:33,750 Really high quality. 638 00:25:33,860 --> 00:25:36,440 And even if it isn't... I'm gonna convince Mike. 639 00:25:36,441 --> 00:25:37,441 Client. 640 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,400 That it is. 641 00:25:40,210 --> 00:25:42,600 And I mean... a product that... 642 00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:46,020 will satisfy all your needs. 643 00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:47,960 Show immediate dividends. 644 00:25:49,420 --> 00:25:50,860 What comes to the bottom line? 645 00:25:53,740 --> 00:25:54,740 Why can't he do that? 646 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,420 Maybe it's not that simple. 647 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:07,620 I guess that's why you're so good. 648 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,040 You know where I can get something to eat around here? 649 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:44,920 Cafeteria's on two. 650 00:27:46,140 --> 00:27:47,140 Who's that fucking guy? 651 00:27:47,260 --> 00:27:48,620 He's the top man for Baton Rouge. 652 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,120 He didn't make it to round two. 653 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:50,860 Damn. 654 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,460 Looks like someone beat the crap out of him. 655 00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:55,499 Yeah, but rumor is he had some gambling problems 656 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:57,020 back home, running with a bookie or something. 657 00:27:57,220 --> 00:27:57,720 Fuck him. 658 00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:58,580 Yeah, I don't really give a shit. 659 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,960 All I know is there's only eight of us left for the Chicago job. 660 00:28:17,890 --> 00:28:18,970 Never, ever again. 661 00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:19,590 Never. 662 00:28:20,110 --> 00:28:21,672 Our products just aren't that good, and things are 663 00:28:21,673 --> 00:28:23,210 down in just about every one of Vineview's divisions. 664 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:25,521 The truth is, Laguzza signed up half the 665 00:28:25,522 --> 00:28:27,590 town ten years ago when the WVX was launched. 666 00:28:27,850 --> 00:28:31,050 Now they're sending me away for five days of this sales-focused bullshit seminar? 667 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:31,550 Yeah, yeah. 668 00:28:31,570 --> 00:28:32,170 I went to that. 669 00:28:32,310 --> 00:28:32,670 Worthless. 670 00:28:33,070 --> 00:28:36,690 Hey, guys, looks like one of us isn't getting fired at the end of the quarter. 671 00:28:38,130 --> 00:28:39,130 Sorry, what? 672 00:28:39,210 --> 00:28:41,950 I just got Plexar to buy four BLR compressors. 673 00:28:42,110 --> 00:28:43,290 Ah, congratulations, Alvarez. 674 00:28:43,410 --> 00:28:45,330 You are no longer the low man on the totem pole. 675 00:28:45,470 --> 00:28:45,910 Thank you. 676 00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:47,350 Hey, Ted! 677 00:28:47,430 --> 00:28:48,550 Hey, look, I'm on the board! 678 00:28:49,090 --> 00:28:49,450 Hey! 679 00:28:49,590 --> 00:28:50,070 Hey, Ryker! 680 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:54,490 Look, why don't you take your loss and sell your boy hair for spare body parts? 681 00:28:56,050 --> 00:28:58,270 Hey, cut him up and sell him! 682 00:28:58,430 --> 00:29:01,570 You seem to forget how pathetic you were when you first started out. 683 00:29:01,650 --> 00:29:03,126 You didn't have a sale for six fucking months. 684 00:29:03,150 --> 00:29:04,230 What are you talking about? 685 00:29:04,450 --> 00:29:06,806 You almost shit your pants in front of the president of Gyrotech. 686 00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:08,286 I thought you were gonna cry like a little fucking girl. 687 00:29:08,310 --> 00:29:11,430 So shut your fucking mouth and fuck you, too, you sleazy cunt. 688 00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:13,470 You'd fuck a mailbox if it had tits. 689 00:29:14,060 --> 00:29:15,070 Congratulations, Alvarez. 690 00:29:15,570 --> 00:29:16,570 Thanks. 691 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:20,640 Fuck you, too. 692 00:29:41,090 --> 00:29:42,090 Hey. 693 00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:48,510 Thanks for, um, sticking up for me back there. 694 00:29:48,810 --> 00:29:50,770 I told you those guys were fucking pricks. 695 00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:51,370 Yeah. 696 00:29:51,470 --> 00:29:52,470 Didn't I? 697 00:29:54,390 --> 00:30:00,210 Thing I can't understand is how the hell that spick got a sale before I did. 698 00:30:00,550 --> 00:30:01,890 I mean, what's wrong with me? 699 00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:04,340 Never used to be this hard. 700 00:30:06,510 --> 00:30:07,790 I gotta make some fucking money. 701 00:30:08,430 --> 00:30:09,430 Listen to me. 702 00:30:10,590 --> 00:30:11,590 You don't chase money. 703 00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:13,110 You build clients. 704 00:30:13,490 --> 00:30:14,490 My life is shit. 705 00:30:15,660 --> 00:30:16,660 It's a big bag of shit. 706 00:30:18,210 --> 00:30:19,210 But you know what? 707 00:30:19,830 --> 00:30:20,870 It's not just the sales. 708 00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:24,230 If that were my only problem, I would be a happy man. 709 00:30:30,260 --> 00:30:31,260 All right, what? 710 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:32,880 What is it? 711 00:30:33,420 --> 00:30:34,420 You were right. 712 00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:37,060 Here's just a matter of time. 713 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,800 Just a matter of time before she... 714 00:30:42,420 --> 00:30:43,120 She what? 715 00:30:43,220 --> 00:30:43,360 Who? 716 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:43,820 What? 717 00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:44,780 Who? 718 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:45,260 Belisa. 719 00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:45,720 Who else? 720 00:30:45,780 --> 00:30:46,780 She... 721 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:48,921 She's... She's... 722 00:30:49,790 --> 00:30:52,280 Hey, you want to give us a fucking minute here? 723 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:54,960 Yeah, go ahead. 724 00:31:02,150 --> 00:31:03,720 She wants to delay the wedding. 725 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:06,760 What? 726 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,780 She said that she needs some time to think things through. 727 00:31:14,270 --> 00:31:15,460 She said that... 728 00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:17,100 she's confused. 729 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,720 And suddenly she's the one that's... 730 00:31:21,020 --> 00:31:22,020 confused. 731 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:26,600 Fuck. 732 00:31:28,380 --> 00:31:29,380 Well, she's confused. 733 00:31:32,180 --> 00:31:33,000 It's no big deal. 734 00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:34,060 It's just, you know... 735 00:31:34,170 --> 00:31:35,170 You're taking her side? 736 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:35,980 No, I'm just saying. 737 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,280 Oh, she said it was confused. 738 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,400 Confused is... 739 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,776 Beckett, I really... I don't know what the fuck to do. 740 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:43,800 Fuck. 741 00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:47,580 Well, what do you think, Ted? 742 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,040 About what? 743 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,240 About Belisa? 744 00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:55,300 Yeah. 745 00:31:59,210 --> 00:31:59,870 I don't know. 746 00:31:59,950 --> 00:32:01,230 You know, I mean... 747 00:32:04,650 --> 00:32:05,410 All right. 748 00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:07,420 What kind of things does she enjoy, you know? 749 00:32:08,620 --> 00:32:09,740 What makes her feel special? 750 00:32:09,875 --> 00:32:12,070 I mean, that's basically what women want. 751 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,080 Well... 752 00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:21,300 You know, I... 753 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,516 I don't really feel like talking about this. 754 00:32:23,540 --> 00:32:23,780 Fine. 755 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:24,280 Forget it. 756 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,760 She likes scented candles. 757 00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:29,740 She likes Zinfandel. 758 00:32:30,140 --> 00:32:31,140 Can you believe that? 759 00:32:31,260 --> 00:32:31,860 All right. 760 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:32,960 Let's start. 761 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,020 She likes Billie Holiday. 762 00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:37,260 There you go. 763 00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:39,520 Lilies. 764 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:48,710 She just thinks I am the world's biggest loser... 765 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:51,400 because I can't get a sale. 766 00:32:57,690 --> 00:32:58,690 All right, listen. 767 00:33:00,370 --> 00:33:01,850 John Chaudry brought a bag of meat. 768 00:33:02,610 --> 00:33:04,690 He needs a new hydro-converter valve system. 769 00:33:05,770 --> 00:33:07,450 All you gotta do is fill out the paperwork. 770 00:33:07,950 --> 00:33:08,950 He's a decent guy. 771 00:33:09,290 --> 00:33:09,770 Yeah, what are you doing? 772 00:33:10,215 --> 00:33:11,785 You're gonna take this up when you go up to 773 00:33:11,786 --> 00:33:13,570 the stupid fucking focus group you're going to. 774 00:33:13,690 --> 00:33:14,690 Come on, Ted. 775 00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:16,630 Look, Ted... Here, just take it. 776 00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:17,670 I don't want any handouts, all right? 777 00:33:17,710 --> 00:33:18,430 I'm not giving you handouts. 778 00:33:18,450 --> 00:33:18,970 It's a no-brainer. 779 00:33:19,050 --> 00:33:20,166 It's just easy to fucking do. 780 00:33:20,190 --> 00:33:20,990 No big fucking deal. 781 00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:22,210 Ted, I'm... 782 00:33:22,330 --> 00:33:23,210 I can't do... Here. 783 00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:24,335 The cell's on there. 784 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:25,960 Just take the fucking card. 785 00:33:26,050 --> 00:33:26,990 Just take the fucking card. 786 00:33:27,030 --> 00:33:27,570 It's not a big deal. 787 00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:28,630 Here you go. 788 00:33:33,610 --> 00:33:34,610 Thank you. 789 00:33:36,590 --> 00:33:38,150 You know, you were probably right. 790 00:33:38,270 --> 00:33:40,546 I just... I just need a little shove in the back. 791 00:33:40,570 --> 00:33:40,890 Yeah. 792 00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:42,246 Just to put you on the right track. 793 00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:42,430 Right. 794 00:33:42,490 --> 00:33:43,490 Yeah. 795 00:33:43,750 --> 00:33:44,390 He'll come back. 796 00:33:44,470 --> 00:33:44,730 Yeah. 797 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,040 He'll come and get me, man. 798 00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:48,890 You know, you're a good friend. 799 00:33:50,910 --> 00:33:52,350 I'm gonna go to the conference now. 800 00:33:54,070 --> 00:33:54,830 Hey, thanks a lot. 801 00:33:55,070 --> 00:33:55,470 Yeah. 802 00:33:55,730 --> 00:33:56,730 All right. 803 00:34:21,270 --> 00:34:21,670 Hey. 804 00:34:22,070 --> 00:34:23,070 Hey. 805 00:34:23,370 --> 00:34:24,810 You told me that you ate here. 806 00:34:25,270 --> 00:34:26,270 Yeah. 807 00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:28,750 What's that? 808 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:36,100 I just wanted to come by and apologize... For what? 809 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:37,360 For the other night. 810 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,460 I don't know what came over me. 811 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:42,720 It was crazy. 812 00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:45,440 It was like a dream. 813 00:34:45,441 --> 00:34:47,121 It was like a dream or something, you know? 814 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:49,360 God, that sounded like a cop-out. 815 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,700 Well, listen, I never... Don't. 816 00:34:53,420 --> 00:34:54,420 Please. 817 00:34:55,340 --> 00:34:57,300 New York isn't what I expected. 818 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,900 I was drunk from the champagne. 819 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:05,720 I just... 820 00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:07,700 It was crazy. 821 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,100 I said that already, though. 822 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:14,640 It was like something I would have done in college without thinking about it. 823 00:35:19,460 --> 00:35:21,206 I've been beating myself up about it all day. 824 00:35:21,230 --> 00:35:22,230 I just... 825 00:35:22,730 --> 00:35:23,150 Yeah. 826 00:35:23,670 --> 00:35:24,670 Well... 827 00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:25,990 That makes two of us. 828 00:35:29,770 --> 00:35:30,490 Well, thanks. 829 00:35:30,710 --> 00:35:31,970 That's all I wanted to say. 830 00:35:32,350 --> 00:35:33,350 Bye. 831 00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:37,890 Hey, do you want to get something to eat? 832 00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:42,660 They've really got lasagna here. 833 00:36:25,820 --> 00:36:26,820 Hey. 834 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,040 Let's do something fun. 835 00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:35,120 Okay, you're with me. 836 00:37:17,210 --> 00:37:22,330 But at the same time, let's find an effective way to respond to their 837 00:37:22,331 --> 00:37:28,311 goal-oriented business needs through product knowledge and service availability. 838 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:33,950 Don't fall into the trap of explaining your philosophies of life, experiences in 839 00:37:33,951 --> 00:37:36,430 the trenches, or your future prognostications. 840 00:37:36,431 --> 00:37:41,130 Business owners want to hear real, present-day solutions to their 841 00:37:41,131 --> 00:37:46,770 ever-changing, industry-specific issues, concerns, and challenges. 842 00:37:48,070 --> 00:37:50,526 I'm telling you, people come here knowing they're not going to make any money. 843 00:37:50,550 --> 00:37:51,990 Knowing they're going to lose money. 844 00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:53,790 Is that why I won so much? 845 00:37:54,170 --> 00:37:55,170 The way you played. 846 00:37:55,330 --> 00:37:57,130 It's hard to believe you never gambled before. 847 00:37:57,750 --> 00:37:59,230 Well, maybe you might get luck charm. 848 00:37:59,730 --> 00:38:00,850 Shallow men believe in luck. 849 00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:02,730 Strong men believe in cause and effect. 850 00:38:04,510 --> 00:38:05,510 Emerson. 851 00:38:06,050 --> 00:38:07,050 Very good. 852 00:38:08,850 --> 00:38:10,830 I told you I wasn't always a salesman, right? 853 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:12,790 What did you do? 854 00:38:13,150 --> 00:38:14,150 Guess. 855 00:38:15,910 --> 00:38:17,010 You were a doctor. 856 00:38:17,310 --> 00:38:18,310 No. 857 00:38:18,970 --> 00:38:19,970 You were a priest. 858 00:38:21,510 --> 00:38:21,950 No. 859 00:38:21,951 --> 00:38:22,951 Guess again. 860 00:38:23,450 --> 00:38:24,970 You were a biochemical engineer. 861 00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:26,750 No. 862 00:38:27,650 --> 00:38:28,650 You were a teacher. 863 00:38:30,570 --> 00:38:31,650 What made you say teacher? 864 00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:33,210 It was a good guess. 865 00:38:34,330 --> 00:38:37,930 I taught English literature in Northwestern. 866 00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:42,370 I was about to go on a tour and lecture in Italy a couple years back. 867 00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:44,900 It was a good guess. 868 00:38:45,655 --> 00:38:46,670 It was a good guess. 869 00:38:47,230 --> 00:38:48,230 Do you miss it? 870 00:38:49,850 --> 00:38:50,290 Yep. 871 00:38:50,291 --> 00:38:51,291 Once in a while. 872 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,320 How'd you end up at Vineview? 873 00:38:54,570 --> 00:38:55,570 Oh, man. 874 00:38:57,790 --> 00:39:02,650 Sometimes you wind up in a place never in a million years you thought you would. 875 00:39:03,190 --> 00:39:04,190 Hmm. 876 00:39:05,530 --> 00:39:07,530 And the days just disappear on you. 877 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,240 When am I going to see you again? 878 00:39:18,505 --> 00:39:20,625 His art class is the only reason he goes out at night. 879 00:39:24,370 --> 00:39:29,910 Unless, of course, you take a few days off from work. 880 00:39:32,970 --> 00:39:33,650 Thank you. 881 00:39:33,670 --> 00:39:34,670 Thanks. 882 00:39:35,630 --> 00:39:36,310 I don't know. 883 00:39:36,311 --> 00:39:38,950 I've got a lot of clients. 884 00:39:41,780 --> 00:39:43,300 You know, I've got appointments and... 885 00:39:49,460 --> 00:39:51,300 Then I guess you're just going to have to wait. 886 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:55,320 I guess I will. 887 00:39:56,155 --> 00:39:59,790 In the meantime, you can get some practice missing me while I go to the ladies' room. 888 00:40:22,380 --> 00:40:23,380 Hey. 889 00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:25,980 Hey. 890 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,160 Good morning, Chad. 891 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:33,240 Mr. Bichon. 892 00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:35,260 Hey, there. 893 00:40:35,580 --> 00:40:35,940 Hi. 894 00:40:36,220 --> 00:40:36,860 Mr. Roberts. 895 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:37,560 Uh, no. 896 00:40:37,780 --> 00:40:38,780 My name's Brad. 897 00:40:38,820 --> 00:40:40,820 Mr. Roberts asked me to meet with you in his place. 898 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:42,280 Oh. 899 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:43,920 Uh, I see. 900 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:44,360 Oh. 901 00:40:44,420 --> 00:40:46,140 Well, uh, should we go upstairs? 902 00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:48,700 Actually, uh, it's pretty busy up there. 903 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:49,420 It's all the same. 904 00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:50,460 We can talk here. 905 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:51,700 Very well. 906 00:40:51,980 --> 00:40:52,340 Um. 907 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,220 Well, as you know, I'm from Bindu. 908 00:40:55,700 --> 00:41:00,363 And, uh, I'm here to discuss the way that, um, our company's 909 00:41:00,364 --> 00:41:04,160 long-term technologies can increase your productivity. 910 00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:10,180 I mean, by now, we would have expected that you would have had at least one sale. 911 00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:11,700 Yeah. 912 00:41:11,780 --> 00:41:14,235 I mean, I know it's a tough transition and all, but with 913 00:41:14,275 --> 00:41:16,380 your experience, you should be killing it out there. 914 00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:16,820 I know. 915 00:41:17,410 --> 00:41:18,160 It's just... 916 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,596 Look, you can ask anybody, okay? 917 00:41:19,620 --> 00:41:22,180 When it comes to my staff, I am a cupcake. 918 00:41:22,181 --> 00:41:26,240 I understand how salesmen can fall on hard times. 919 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,880 Lord knows I've been there myself, okay? 920 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,495 But I have got to get my troops moving here or they're 921 00:41:30,496 --> 00:41:32,900 gonna hang my ass from the highest flagpole in town. 922 00:41:33,350 --> 00:41:36,067 I just want you to know that this is not coming 923 00:41:36,068 --> 00:41:38,760 from any lack of effort whatsoever on my part. 924 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,316 I'm really, really, really trying out there. 925 00:41:40,340 --> 00:41:40,600 Yeah. 926 00:41:40,740 --> 00:41:41,180 What? 927 00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:42,260 What? 928 00:41:42,380 --> 00:41:42,820 Give. 929 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:44,280 Go. 930 00:41:44,580 --> 00:41:45,580 Thank you. 931 00:41:49,085 --> 00:41:50,325 Can I talk to you for a second? 932 00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:51,700 Yeah. 933 00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:53,100 Okay. 934 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:54,980 I'm just under a lot of pressure. 935 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,260 I don't have any friends in this town. 936 00:41:57,570 --> 00:42:00,380 And I'm getting married. 937 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,120 My fiancée's getting a little frustrated. 938 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:05,040 And the products are pretty confusing. 939 00:42:05,060 --> 00:42:09,061 You get this BZ... the BTA... B-L-R. 940 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,440 B-L-R. 941 00:42:11,020 --> 00:42:11,420 That. 942 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:12,881 And... You've got to focus. 943 00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,736 You've got to know the name of the product. 944 00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:15,280 B-R-L. 945 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:19,520 But then there's the R-B-L and the friggin' H-B... 946 00:42:20,140 --> 00:42:21,140 You've got to... 947 00:42:21,390 --> 00:42:22,470 I mean, I understand the... 948 00:42:23,305 --> 00:42:26,600 On top of that, everything is so friggin' expensive in this town. 949 00:42:26,620 --> 00:42:27,320 All right, calm down. 950 00:42:27,321 --> 00:42:29,060 Just calm the fuck down, all right? 951 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,240 Please, don't fire me. 952 00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:31,460 Nobody is firing anybody. 953 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,120 Calm down. 954 00:42:32,121 --> 00:42:33,040 All right, don't fire me. 955 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,080 I'm not firing you. 956 00:42:34,100 --> 00:42:34,300 Please. 957 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:34,800 Easy. 958 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:35,320 Easy. 959 00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:35,820 Okay. 960 00:42:35,980 --> 00:42:36,280 Okay. 961 00:42:36,460 --> 00:42:36,820 Hey. 962 00:42:37,140 --> 00:42:40,540 I've got something that is going to make you feel a whole lot better, all right? 963 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:41,600 What? 964 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,720 Now, I'm not even supposed to be talking about this. 965 00:42:46,210 --> 00:42:48,640 But this little baby is going to make our jobs a hell of a lot easier. 966 00:42:48,641 --> 00:42:50,220 Is that what I think it is? 967 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:50,620 Yes. 968 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,300 And I want you around when we launch that puppy. 969 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:53,880 Okay. 970 00:42:53,940 --> 00:42:54,380 Okay? 971 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:54,780 All right. 972 00:42:54,820 --> 00:42:55,740 So remember... Yeah? 973 00:42:55,950 --> 00:42:59,060 When you're faced with a difficult task, you act like you cannot fail. 974 00:42:59,260 --> 00:42:59,520 Ow. 975 00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:00,080 Okay? 976 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:00,720 Yeah. 977 00:43:01,140 --> 00:43:04,540 When you're going out after Moby Dick, you take along the tartar sauce. 978 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:05,640 Right? 979 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:06,160 Yeah. 980 00:43:06,380 --> 00:43:06,860 You got it? 981 00:43:06,980 --> 00:43:07,420 I got it. 982 00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:08,460 Good. 983 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:10,560 No. 984 00:43:10,820 --> 00:43:12,300 It might be a little lizard. 985 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,300 A little lizard. 986 00:43:13,301 --> 00:43:14,301 A little reptile. 987 00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:17,600 It might show up where they crawl like little bags. 988 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:18,620 It might show up where they crawl like little bags. 989 00:43:18,621 --> 00:43:18,740 And a little mace. 990 00:43:18,741 --> 00:43:19,741 A little yoga mat. 991 00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:21,780 You know what? 992 00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:23,456 This is where Eugene O'Neal used to come and write. 993 00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:23,840 Really? 994 00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:24,320 Yep. 995 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,160 In fact, they say he finished Long Day's Journey at the Knight. 996 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:28,680 Oh, shoot. 997 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:31,840 Fuck. 998 00:43:32,380 --> 00:43:33,060 It's the office. 999 00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:33,760 I gotta take this. 1000 00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:35,020 No, you don't. 1001 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:35,580 Yeah, I do. 1002 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:36,120 No, you don't? 1003 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:37,520 Okay, you're right. 1004 00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:38,700 You're right. 1005 00:43:41,940 --> 00:43:44,540 A salesman is not a salesman when he's not selling. 1006 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:47,320 Did you get him? 1007 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:48,080 No, thank you. 1008 00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:49,240 I don't think so. 1009 00:43:50,620 --> 00:43:52,180 I'm serious, that means something. 1010 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,040 I understand that it's tough out there. 1011 00:43:55,890 --> 00:43:58,330 And that is why you have to forget about the business outlook. 1012 00:43:58,890 --> 00:44:01,360 And you have to be on the outlook for business. 1013 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,400 We have reached DEFCON 1. 1014 00:44:07,830 --> 00:44:10,635 We are not meeting our self-imposed, and I might 1015 00:44:10,636 --> 00:44:13,180 add, mutually agreed upon goals for this quarter. 1016 00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:15,960 Now time is ticking away. 1017 00:44:18,690 --> 00:44:24,440 Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, 1018 00:44:24,940 --> 00:44:25,940 tick, tick, tick. 1019 00:44:30,230 --> 00:44:31,350 I know what you're thinking. 1020 00:44:31,730 --> 00:44:32,730 You don't want to do it. 1021 00:44:33,070 --> 00:44:33,730 I don't? 1022 00:44:33,830 --> 00:44:35,710 Because he's been acting like a fucking lunatic. 1023 00:44:36,610 --> 00:44:42,071 I mean, I hate to see anybody struggle, but sometimes there is no success like failure. 1024 00:44:42,330 --> 00:44:43,573 Besides, the way things are going around here, 1025 00:44:43,574 --> 00:44:45,050 I'm going to have to let somebody go pretty soon. 1026 00:44:45,290 --> 00:44:47,630 Look, John, you're the guy who hired Jamie, right? 1027 00:44:47,970 --> 00:44:48,970 Yeah. 1028 00:44:49,350 --> 00:44:49,890 Yeah, okay. 1029 00:44:50,010 --> 00:44:52,830 Well, this company laid out a great deal of cash to uproot him. 1030 00:44:52,870 --> 00:44:53,750 They've got moving costs. 1031 00:44:53,790 --> 00:44:54,730 You've got to find him a house. 1032 00:44:54,810 --> 00:44:55,710 You've got to give him a signing bonus. 1033 00:44:55,770 --> 00:44:57,966 All the bullshit that goes along with moving someone here. 1034 00:44:57,990 --> 00:45:00,188 Now, personally, I don't give a fuck one way or another 1035 00:45:00,189 --> 00:45:03,890 whether you fire him or not, but four guys in six months? 1036 00:45:05,050 --> 00:45:06,590 That's a lot of red ink to cover up. 1037 00:45:09,890 --> 00:45:11,610 Think I should give him another chance, huh? 1038 00:45:11,830 --> 00:45:14,570 You can send him one of those, uh, weekend focus groups. 1039 00:45:14,670 --> 00:45:15,670 Help him last time. 1040 00:45:15,990 --> 00:45:17,710 Hey, John, what's going on? 1041 00:45:17,711 --> 00:45:21,110 You guys are making our lives and accounts receivable a little too easy. 1042 00:45:22,090 --> 00:45:24,730 We're so bored, I had to take up smoking. 1043 00:45:26,350 --> 00:45:27,810 Yeah, the quarter's not over yet. 1044 00:45:28,710 --> 00:45:29,710 Fuckin' bitch. 1045 00:45:30,150 --> 00:45:30,970 Fuck her. 1046 00:45:31,090 --> 00:45:32,690 She's just a glorified bookkeeper. 1047 00:45:34,130 --> 00:45:37,270 Hey, I've got some really big clients coming to this conference tomorrow. 1048 00:45:37,410 --> 00:45:38,570 Send Jamie along as a backup. 1049 00:45:39,090 --> 00:45:39,570 Really? 1050 00:45:39,730 --> 00:45:43,210 Well, you need the sales, plus it'll keep these pricks here and there at bay. 1051 00:45:43,350 --> 00:45:44,350 That's what you want. 1052 00:45:45,350 --> 00:45:46,350 Okay. 1053 00:45:47,150 --> 00:45:47,630 Okay. 1054 00:45:47,631 --> 00:45:48,631 Okay. 1055 00:45:49,130 --> 00:45:50,130 I'll give them one week. 1056 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:55,920 Two weeks. 1057 00:45:55,940 --> 00:45:56,940 Two weeks. 1058 00:46:05,390 --> 00:46:08,110 Listen, this could be the perfect place to put you back on the trail. 1059 00:46:08,250 --> 00:46:09,646 I met some of the biggest clients here. 1060 00:46:09,670 --> 00:46:10,150 Hey, Joe. 1061 00:46:10,370 --> 00:46:14,490 I haven't met any clients anywhere, any place, any time, anyhow. 1062 00:46:15,890 --> 00:46:16,970 Look, you know something? 1063 00:46:17,310 --> 00:46:19,010 You snap out of those things, don't you? 1064 00:46:19,270 --> 00:46:21,426 Sure as hell don't want to lose this job and move back to Ohio. 1065 00:46:21,450 --> 00:46:23,086 You know, maybe it's the best thing for us to do. 1066 00:46:23,110 --> 00:46:25,570 Would you gentlemen like to come over and look at our new boiler system? 1067 00:46:25,571 --> 00:46:29,890 Sure, if you can tell me if it's a system of interlocking polycarbonate lining or if 1068 00:46:29,891 --> 00:46:32,030 it's the tubular magnesium dioxide variety. 1069 00:46:33,470 --> 00:46:34,930 I'm not exactly sure. 1070 00:46:37,770 --> 00:46:38,850 Give her a break. 1071 00:46:38,910 --> 00:46:39,910 She's a slut. 1072 00:46:42,330 --> 00:46:47,850 In an economy where fly-by-night.com companies come and go, we represent one of 1073 00:46:47,851 --> 00:46:49,990 the many industries that actually make something. 1074 00:46:50,370 --> 00:46:52,870 You can grab hold of what we do. 1075 00:46:53,510 --> 00:46:55,810 We are the foundation for America. 1076 00:46:56,150 --> 00:46:57,230 Let's go with Cartier. 1077 00:46:57,231 --> 00:46:58,506 These guys are fucking everywhere. 1078 00:46:58,530 --> 00:46:59,090 You're right. 1079 00:46:59,390 --> 00:47:00,250 There's Lacusa. 1080 00:47:00,310 --> 00:47:00,690 You know where we're going. 1081 00:47:01,070 --> 00:47:02,530 Oh my God. 1082 00:47:03,690 --> 00:47:07,090 That Pillsbury Doughboy is the legend everyone's been talking about. 1083 00:47:07,410 --> 00:47:08,830 Don't let appearances foil you. 1084 00:47:08,930 --> 00:47:12,170 That merciless son of a bitch has ridden roughshod over this industry for decades. 1085 00:47:12,770 --> 00:47:15,530 He used to screw his competitors' secretaries just to get information. 1086 00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:15,910 Ugh. 1087 00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:17,250 You know this guy? 1088 00:47:17,410 --> 00:47:17,590 Yeah. 1089 00:47:17,710 --> 00:47:19,892 He tried to buy me off a couple of years ago 1090 00:47:19,893 --> 00:47:23,191 because I was signing away some of his clients. 1091 00:47:23,590 --> 00:47:25,756 Yeah, I can't wait to see the look on his big fat face 1092 00:47:25,757 --> 00:47:27,891 next year when all anybody's talking about is the DLX. 1093 00:47:28,490 --> 00:47:31,550 Technology, like all the other industries, will shape our future. 1094 00:47:31,690 --> 00:47:32,690 Now we at Cartier... 1095 00:47:33,210 --> 00:47:34,930 You know what, Ted, you're absolutely right. 1096 00:47:35,095 --> 00:47:36,775 I don't want to go back to Ohio a failure. 1097 00:47:37,350 --> 00:47:38,526 I need to get this shit together. 1098 00:47:38,550 --> 00:47:39,290 Good, good. 1099 00:47:39,490 --> 00:47:40,730 Let's start changing right now. 1100 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,080 Because this guy coming up here is one of my biggest clients, okay? 1101 00:47:44,270 --> 00:47:45,270 Imprint Industries. 1102 00:47:45,390 --> 00:47:45,950 That's a good guy. 1103 00:47:46,090 --> 00:47:46,430 Hey. 1104 00:47:46,790 --> 00:47:47,130 Ted. 1105 00:47:47,650 --> 00:47:48,470 How are you there? 1106 00:47:48,570 --> 00:47:49,070 Good to see you. 1107 00:47:49,071 --> 00:47:49,350 Fine. 1108 00:47:49,351 --> 00:47:50,646 I was hoping I'd get to see you here. 1109 00:47:50,670 --> 00:47:50,990 Well, yeah. 1110 00:47:51,070 --> 00:47:52,490 Hey, this is my new partner, Jamie Bichotte. 1111 00:47:52,491 --> 00:47:52,910 Hi. 1112 00:47:53,010 --> 00:47:53,390 How you doing? 1113 00:47:53,530 --> 00:47:54,110 My pleasure. 1114 00:47:54,370 --> 00:47:55,370 Come on. 1115 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,780 It's like three years ago they used to hold these things in motel lobbies. 1116 00:48:04,781 --> 00:48:05,140 That's right. 1117 00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:06,240 Yeah. 1118 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,660 I remember, um... It was, um... 1119 00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:10,520 In the... 1120 00:48:10,900 --> 00:48:11,900 A long time. 1121 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:13,520 Forget it. 1122 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,960 Yeah, uh, sure have come a long way. 1123 00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:16,960 Oh, yeah, you bet. 1124 00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:18,260 Yeah, we really have. 1125 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:21,420 Speaking of a long way, I'll bet you that old system you have up there in White 1126 00:48:21,421 --> 00:48:23,101 Plains is about ready to give up the ghost. 1127 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:27,520 Well, you might be right, but I'm not sure we need to replace the entire system. 1128 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,280 Well, Toby, I think you should reconsider. 1129 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:33,220 Hey, we're not buying any of this horse shit that you're doling out, you cocksucker. 1130 00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:33,820 Ted? 1131 00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:34,960 Ha! 1132 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:36,400 He's kidding. 1133 00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,680 You've got like 20 companies lined up to do business with us. 1134 00:48:39,681 --> 00:48:40,660 Damn, he does that thing. 1135 00:48:40,700 --> 00:48:45,380 Why don't you just go and sell blue-haired old soap bags to ladies, old ladies, 1136 00:48:45,580 --> 00:48:47,820 with gray hair, who piss their pants? 1137 00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:48,500 I'm gone. 1138 00:48:48,660 --> 00:48:48,920 Yeah? 1139 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,660 Well, your stomach's making me turn. 1140 00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:55,240 He'll be back. 1141 00:49:05,430 --> 00:49:11,290 You fucking Midwestern bad suit and stupid haircutting motherfucking prick! 1142 00:49:11,590 --> 00:49:12,070 Ted. 1143 00:49:12,190 --> 00:49:14,110 You know how important that fucking guy is to us? 1144 00:49:14,270 --> 00:49:15,710 I'm just trying to be like you. 1145 00:49:16,950 --> 00:49:17,950 What? 1146 00:49:18,310 --> 00:49:19,310 You 1147 00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:26,520 really are a fucking loser. 1148 00:49:36,210 --> 00:49:37,250 Stomach's making me turn. 1149 00:49:37,430 --> 00:49:38,010 Come on. 1150 00:49:38,130 --> 00:49:40,050 How the fuck can I get stuck with this guy? 1151 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:49,520 Fucking wasting time at these conferences. 1152 00:49:54,230 --> 00:49:55,630 But they make great theater, right? 1153 00:50:06,810 --> 00:50:07,810 You look familiar. 1154 00:50:09,010 --> 00:50:10,010 You work for me? 1155 00:50:10,715 --> 00:50:11,715 No, I'm over at Vineview. 1156 00:50:13,930 --> 00:50:14,310 Vineview? 1157 00:50:14,590 --> 00:50:15,590 Yeah. 1158 00:50:16,700 --> 00:50:17,700 Our illustrious neighbor. 1159 00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:30,200 What do you need here, man? 1160 00:50:30,700 --> 00:50:31,080 Jamie. 1161 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:32,400 Hey, Ted. 1162 00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:33,960 Hey. 1163 00:50:34,950 --> 00:50:37,270 Well, I'm sorry to bother you when you're not feeling well. 1164 00:50:37,340 --> 00:50:37,860 No, no, no. 1165 00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:38,540 It's good. 1166 00:50:38,660 --> 00:50:39,420 Don't worry about it. 1167 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:40,520 Okay. 1168 00:50:40,820 --> 00:50:41,820 Um... 1169 00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:46,220 You want to come in? 1170 00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:47,360 For a drink? 1171 00:50:48,210 --> 00:50:49,736 Well, I mean, I don't really have anybody here. 1172 00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:52,160 I don't have anything here, so I don't keep any talk all day. 1173 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:52,680 No, I'm sorry. 1174 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:53,160 Yeah. 1175 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:54,880 Um... 1176 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:56,440 What are you doing? 1177 00:50:57,170 --> 00:50:58,340 I got something for you. 1178 00:50:58,640 --> 00:50:59,640 It's... 1179 00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:02,360 This. 1180 00:51:03,900 --> 00:51:04,260 Why? 1181 00:51:04,900 --> 00:51:05,900 Because you won the bet. 1182 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,621 And, um... I don't... 1183 00:51:09,195 --> 00:51:11,476 I don't even think I'm going to get one sale at this point. 1184 00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:12,500 I can't catch it. 1185 00:51:12,580 --> 00:51:15,440 And I even managed to fuck up that easy one that you handed me last night. 1186 00:51:15,441 --> 00:51:17,220 Hey, take this stupid fucking thing. 1187 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:18,740 Jamie, take this. 1188 00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:19,380 I don't want it. 1189 00:51:19,620 --> 00:51:20,240 Come on, man. 1190 00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:20,640 This is dumb. 1191 00:51:20,700 --> 00:51:21,200 Take the thing. 1192 00:51:21,260 --> 00:51:22,180 Jamie, I don't want it. 1193 00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:23,200 I don't want this. 1194 00:51:23,260 --> 00:51:24,260 I'll see you later, okay? 1195 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:27,280 Jamie, come on. 1196 00:51:27,580 --> 00:51:28,400 I hope you feel better. 1197 00:51:28,540 --> 00:51:29,540 Bye. 1198 00:51:47,180 --> 00:51:49,100 You know you never told me why you quit teaching. 1199 00:51:51,980 --> 00:51:52,980 That was Jamie out there. 1200 00:51:53,630 --> 00:51:54,630 What? 1201 00:51:55,870 --> 00:51:57,490 He stopped by to give me this. 1202 00:51:57,750 --> 00:51:58,750 Oh, Jesus. 1203 00:52:00,710 --> 00:52:01,710 Did he know I was here? 1204 00:52:01,930 --> 00:52:02,930 I don't know. 1205 00:52:07,050 --> 00:52:09,250 Guess I did a dyin' and we were here fuckin' all day. 1206 00:52:13,410 --> 00:52:14,410 I can't believe this. 1207 00:52:24,660 --> 00:52:25,900 Would you move in here with me? 1208 00:52:28,210 --> 00:52:29,890 Just get started with your life right now. 1209 00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,610 It's not as simple as just packing a bag, Ted. 1210 00:52:34,611 --> 00:52:36,850 I know the sooner you do it, the easier it's gonna be. 1211 00:52:37,110 --> 00:52:38,390 Trust me, I know it. 1212 00:52:38,730 --> 00:52:40,230 I'm not one of your clients, Ted. 1213 00:52:40,770 --> 00:52:41,770 Don't sell me. 1214 00:52:43,740 --> 00:52:45,490 Look, I'm gonna tell him soon, I promise. 1215 00:52:46,550 --> 00:52:47,550 Yeah, it's okay. 1216 00:52:47,860 --> 00:52:49,010 I'll make it easy for both of us. 1217 00:52:49,030 --> 00:52:50,030 Just go. 1218 00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:51,310 I'm sorry. 1219 00:52:51,550 --> 00:52:52,350 Yeah, I'm sorry too. 1220 00:52:52,490 --> 00:52:53,490 Just go. 1221 00:52:53,930 --> 00:52:54,930 Come on. 1222 00:52:55,180 --> 00:52:56,350 Sit down and talk to me. 1223 00:52:57,750 --> 00:52:58,150 Ted. 1224 00:52:58,390 --> 00:52:59,390 Just go. 1225 00:53:04,610 --> 00:53:07,770 My future wife, that bitch, wants to take some time off. 1226 00:53:08,430 --> 00:53:09,430 Remember something, kid. 1227 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:11,410 Marriage is not an accomplishment. 1228 00:53:11,890 --> 00:53:12,550 It's a choice. 1229 00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:14,070 And it's the wrong one. 1230 00:53:16,270 --> 00:53:17,270 Fuck this place. 1231 00:53:17,795 --> 00:53:19,406 Hey, Ted, you're on your way to Froger's, right? 1232 00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:20,430 Fuck off. 1233 00:53:20,900 --> 00:53:22,150 Hey, Ted, this is important! 1234 00:53:22,350 --> 00:53:24,190 Come on, we gotta close this deal, I'm serious! 1235 00:53:24,390 --> 00:53:26,050 I'm sick and tired of dealin' with this shit. 1236 00:53:26,070 --> 00:53:27,790 I never even wanted to move to New York. 1237 00:53:27,810 --> 00:53:29,726 She doesn't wanna convince me to turn up this job. 1238 00:53:29,750 --> 00:53:30,786 Why don't I just deal with her? 1239 00:53:30,810 --> 00:53:31,170 I don't know. 1240 00:53:31,230 --> 00:53:32,850 I don't wanna stand up to this bitch. 1241 00:53:32,851 --> 00:53:34,310 She's gonna walk all over me. 1242 00:53:34,311 --> 00:53:35,110 She's a chic heroine. 1243 00:53:35,111 --> 00:53:36,230 Then she fucking delays the wedding. 1244 00:53:36,231 --> 00:53:36,810 I don't even like animals. 1245 00:53:36,910 --> 00:53:37,090 Fuck it. 1246 00:53:37,170 --> 00:53:38,210 She did delay the wedding. 1247 00:53:38,270 --> 00:53:39,270 Hey, guys, hold on. 1248 00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:40,570 What do you want? 1249 00:53:40,870 --> 00:53:41,870 Yeah, what do you want? 1250 00:53:42,310 --> 00:53:43,130 Nothing, really. 1251 00:53:43,310 --> 00:53:44,470 I just wanted to say goodbye. 1252 00:53:45,090 --> 00:53:46,090 They let me go. 1253 00:53:46,310 --> 00:53:47,310 They did? 1254 00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:49,066 Yeah, they're slashing people left and right. 1255 00:53:49,090 --> 00:53:51,410 I mean, it's happening in every office from here to Tacoma. 1256 00:53:51,490 --> 00:53:52,690 I want to try and guard you. 1257 00:53:52,810 --> 00:53:55,090 I don't think they hit their affirmative action quota yet. 1258 00:53:55,150 --> 00:53:56,150 Yeah, poncho. 1259 00:53:57,430 --> 00:53:58,110 Fuck you. 1260 00:53:58,410 --> 00:54:00,010 At least I made one sale. 1261 00:54:00,110 --> 00:54:01,750 Who's your wife banging to keep your job? 1262 00:54:03,390 --> 00:54:04,290 What the fuck are you doing? 1263 00:54:04,291 --> 00:54:05,291 The fuck was that for? 1264 00:54:06,510 --> 00:54:07,510 Sorry! 1265 00:54:10,630 --> 00:54:12,050 Fuck this, I'm out of here. 1266 00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:14,570 What are you fucking looking at? 1267 00:54:14,650 --> 00:54:15,650 Just fuck off. 1268 00:55:06,060 --> 00:55:07,720 Your fish seem so lonely. 1269 00:55:07,980 --> 00:55:08,980 I just... 1270 00:55:14,950 --> 00:55:15,950 I'm sorry. 1271 00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:33,420 I'm gonna ask him what I'm about tonight. 1272 00:56:09,190 --> 00:56:11,230 I finally fired that son of a bitch, John. 1273 00:56:11,250 --> 00:56:12,250 Jamie, you bastard. 1274 00:56:12,990 --> 00:56:13,170 What? 1275 00:56:13,570 --> 00:56:15,296 You made it to the final round of interviews. 1276 00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:16,680 Well, I can't babysit you forever. 1277 00:56:16,730 --> 00:56:17,090 Congratulations. 1278 00:56:17,690 --> 00:56:20,386 But we're having our worst quarter ever and he's getting a promotion? 1279 00:56:20,410 --> 00:56:21,430 Capitalism at its finest. 1280 00:56:21,710 --> 00:56:23,976 You get two off to Chicago while I'm stuck with that son of a bitch. 1281 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,466 Who, by the way, misses the last three appointments? 1282 00:56:25,490 --> 00:56:26,590 I know, Chuck. 1283 00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:27,630 You did everything you could. 1284 00:56:27,710 --> 00:56:29,830 The guy cost us imprint industries, for Christ's sake. 1285 00:56:29,910 --> 00:56:30,090 Get it. 1286 00:56:30,091 --> 00:56:30,530 I understand. 1287 00:56:30,750 --> 00:56:31,510 And listen, another thing. 1288 00:56:31,550 --> 00:56:34,207 Don't worry about this quarter because I've got Glyrate, and 1289 00:56:34,208 --> 00:56:36,670 I've got Parker Plastics, and I've got Lang all coming in. 1290 00:56:36,750 --> 00:56:37,750 Next ten days. 1291 00:56:37,790 --> 00:56:38,250 All right. 1292 00:56:38,270 --> 00:56:38,450 Good. 1293 00:56:38,510 --> 00:56:38,710 Good. 1294 00:56:38,711 --> 00:56:40,630 Looks like he's back on track, huh? 1295 00:56:40,710 --> 00:56:41,710 Thank God. 1296 00:56:42,110 --> 00:56:45,230 Yeah, when your sales start to get low like his have, you're forced to be nice. 1297 00:56:45,290 --> 00:56:46,290 Yeah? 1298 00:56:46,870 --> 00:56:48,310 Then why are you still such a prick? 1299 00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:54,120 I want you not to go down. 1300 00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:55,820 He's got a point. 1301 00:56:55,940 --> 00:56:56,940 Fuck off. 1302 00:56:58,040 --> 00:56:59,040 So, you ready for lunch? 1303 00:57:00,170 --> 00:57:02,250 We've got reservations at Mimosa in about 20 minutes. 1304 00:57:02,340 --> 00:57:03,340 Not exactly. 1305 00:57:04,780 --> 00:57:05,180 Why? 1306 00:57:05,181 --> 00:57:06,181 What's the matter? 1307 00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:21,920 What's he doing here? 1308 00:57:22,015 --> 00:57:23,700 He came over early this morning crying. 1309 00:57:24,460 --> 00:57:26,060 What was I supposed to do, kick him out? 1310 00:57:29,230 --> 00:57:30,790 Did you know he'd been fired yesterday? 1311 00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:31,620 I know, I know. 1312 00:57:31,740 --> 00:57:33,140 You know, I did everything I could. 1313 00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:36,220 Well, now he's come to the conclusion that life has no meaning. 1314 00:57:36,300 --> 00:57:37,920 He won't take his antidepressants. 1315 00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:40,860 This is exactly what I was afraid of. 1316 00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:44,060 All right. 1317 00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:45,160 What do you want me to do? 1318 00:57:45,500 --> 00:57:47,640 Just get him off my hands for a little bit, please. 1319 00:57:49,060 --> 00:57:50,060 Okay. 1320 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:51,800 What about lunch? 1321 00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:53,380 I need your help, please. 1322 00:57:56,180 --> 00:57:56,620 Okay. 1323 00:57:56,621 --> 00:57:57,621 All right. 1324 00:57:59,460 --> 00:57:59,900 Okay. 1325 00:58:00,300 --> 00:58:01,300 Let me do this. 1326 00:58:02,540 --> 00:58:03,720 He takes antidepressants? 1327 00:58:04,300 --> 00:58:05,980 Yeah, he tells everybody they're vitamins. 1328 00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:08,920 I wonder why he's so happy all the time. 1329 00:58:09,660 --> 00:58:10,100 Hey! 1330 00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:11,680 Hey, Riker! 1331 00:58:12,590 --> 00:58:14,300 The fuck are you doing here? 1332 00:58:14,580 --> 00:58:15,760 I heard about the job. 1333 00:58:16,070 --> 00:58:17,180 Oh, sorry. 1334 00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:21,636 I heard about the job and now I just want to see how you're doing. 1335 00:58:21,660 --> 00:58:21,820 Yeah. 1336 00:58:22,415 --> 00:58:23,415 Well, you know. 1337 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:24,720 Hey, listen. 1338 00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:25,480 Come on. 1339 00:58:25,620 --> 00:58:26,340 Let's get out of here. 1340 00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:27,440 Why? 1341 00:58:28,180 --> 00:58:28,780 No, come on. 1342 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:29,340 Let's get you out of here. 1343 00:58:29,341 --> 00:58:29,440 I've got food. 1344 00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:30,220 I can sketch. 1345 00:58:30,221 --> 00:58:31,221 Bring your sketch pad. 1346 00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:31,920 Really? 1347 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:33,000 I'm starved. 1348 00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:33,720 I'm buying. 1349 00:58:34,065 --> 00:58:35,080 That's a great idea, man. 1350 00:58:35,140 --> 00:58:36,140 I'd like that. 1351 00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:37,260 Let's go. 1352 00:58:38,870 --> 00:58:39,950 No, I'm going to stay here. 1353 00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:45,400 Come on. 1354 00:58:45,420 --> 00:58:45,780 Come on. 1355 00:58:45,781 --> 00:58:46,520 You need to get out of here. 1356 00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:47,260 Cheer you up or something. 1357 00:58:47,380 --> 00:58:48,380 Come on. 1358 00:58:48,740 --> 00:58:50,200 What are you so happy about? 1359 00:58:50,540 --> 00:58:50,980 I don't know. 1360 00:58:51,470 --> 00:58:53,160 I'm just in a good mood, I guess. 1361 00:58:53,161 --> 00:58:54,281 Nobody's fucking happy, Ted. 1362 00:58:54,580 --> 00:58:54,900 Nobody. 1363 00:58:54,901 --> 00:58:55,940 Nobody is fucking happy. 1364 00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:57,790 Someone told me that once. 1365 00:59:00,540 --> 00:59:00,900 Okay. 1366 00:59:01,380 --> 00:59:02,080 I'm going to drive. 1367 00:59:02,260 --> 00:59:03,260 Okay. 1368 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:04,516 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1369 00:59:04,540 --> 00:59:04,740 All right. 1370 00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:05,760 See you later, honey. 1371 00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:07,640 Be good. 1372 00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:08,280 Come on. 1373 00:59:08,380 --> 00:59:09,380 Okay. 1374 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:10,880 Wow. 1375 00:59:11,900 --> 00:59:12,900 B, 1376 00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:29,660 my fiancée is seeing someone. 1377 00:59:30,580 --> 00:59:30,940 Who? 1378 00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:32,080 Lisa? 1379 00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:33,200 Oh, please. 1380 00:59:33,300 --> 00:59:36,860 I found a book of matches in her coat pocket from some restaurant in Atlantic City. 1381 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,500 She's not smart enough to find A.C. 1382 00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:39,060 on her own. 1383 00:59:39,061 --> 00:59:39,620 Wait a minute. 1384 00:59:39,740 --> 00:59:41,200 You snooped through her things? 1385 00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:42,020 Hell yeah, I did. 1386 00:59:42,180 --> 00:59:44,436 Aren't you the one who said today that you shouldn't trust anybody? 1387 00:59:44,460 --> 00:59:46,021 Yeah, but... Especially a woman. 1388 00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:47,320 Is that what you said? 1389 00:59:47,940 --> 00:59:52,980 Yeah, but I mean, when I said that... I have a pretty good idea who it is, too. 1390 00:59:55,660 --> 00:59:58,120 My honeymoon is supposed to be next week. 1391 00:59:58,340 --> 01:00:01,860 I should be packing for Jamaica this very fucking minute. 1392 01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:02,200 Hey, hey. 1393 01:00:02,220 --> 01:00:02,780 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1394 01:00:02,820 --> 01:00:03,020 Watch it. 1395 01:00:03,021 --> 01:00:03,260 Watch it. 1396 01:00:03,261 --> 01:00:05,136 The boy is just fucking you right up on the guy's ass. 1397 01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:06,520 Oh, fucking... Whoa. 1398 01:00:06,580 --> 01:00:07,740 Keep your hands on the wheel. 1399 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:08,720 What, Ted? 1400 01:00:08,721 --> 01:00:08,960 What? 1401 01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:09,660 Why what? 1402 01:00:09,780 --> 01:00:10,260 Why what? 1403 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:11,440 Why what? 1404 01:00:11,700 --> 01:00:11,860 Why what? 1405 01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,420 Why doesn't Belize love me anymore? 1406 01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:15,720 I've given her everything. 1407 01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:17,940 I've given her my heart, my soul. 1408 01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:22,140 I gave her a Toyota Celica hatchback, this leather seats and a CD player. 1409 01:00:22,300 --> 01:00:24,200 I'm the one who brought her to fucking New York. 1410 01:00:24,460 --> 01:00:26,700 And now she doesn't even care if I live or die. 1411 01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:27,100 Hey, whoa. 1412 01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:27,480 Whoa, whoa. 1413 01:00:27,481 --> 01:00:28,000 Watch the road. 1414 01:00:28,260 --> 01:00:29,100 Watch the fucking road. 1415 01:00:29,180 --> 01:00:30,580 There's a fucking car over here. 1416 01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:31,080 I'm gonna drive. 1417 01:00:31,300 --> 01:00:31,520 Whoa. 1418 01:00:31,521 --> 01:00:32,796 I'm gonna drive the fucking car. 1419 01:00:32,820 --> 01:00:32,940 Okay. 1420 01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:34,040 I got you. 1421 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:34,580 Shh. 1422 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,000 Shh. 1423 01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:41,600 What are you doing at Bindview? 1424 01:00:41,730 --> 01:00:45,140 Let's just say that I have some unfinished business to take care of. 1425 01:02:00,810 --> 01:02:01,810 Hey, Ted! 1426 01:02:03,990 --> 01:02:04,990 What 1427 01:02:08,650 --> 01:02:09,930 the fuck is the matter with you? 1428 01:02:10,070 --> 01:02:11,106 What the hell's going on in there? 1429 01:02:11,130 --> 01:02:11,350 There? 1430 01:02:11,351 --> 01:02:11,710 Oh, nothing. 1431 01:02:11,870 --> 01:02:13,746 Let's just say that I left John a proper goodbye present. 1432 01:02:13,770 --> 01:02:14,790 Hey, let me tell you something right now. 1433 01:02:14,791 --> 01:02:16,170 I don't want to be part of any kind of... 1434 01:02:16,171 --> 01:02:19,270 I want you to know that I've come to a decision about my so-called fiancée. 1435 01:02:22,310 --> 01:02:23,310 What's that? 1436 01:02:23,630 --> 01:02:24,630 I'm going to kill her. 1437 01:02:25,210 --> 01:02:25,690 Hey, man. 1438 01:02:25,770 --> 01:02:27,490 I don't want to hear any of that crazy shit. 1439 01:02:27,870 --> 01:02:28,870 Fact, man. 1440 01:02:30,290 --> 01:02:31,690 I'm not going to kill her. 1441 01:02:34,270 --> 01:02:35,390 I can do that. 1442 01:02:35,550 --> 01:02:36,910 I'm just going to meme that cunt. 1443 01:02:37,090 --> 01:02:38,230 Don't talk like that, man! 1444 01:02:38,290 --> 01:02:38,730 I'm serious! 1445 01:02:38,790 --> 01:02:40,050 Don't fucking say that shit! 1446 01:02:40,051 --> 01:02:41,051 Shit! 1447 01:02:44,090 --> 01:02:46,730 You should see your face. 1448 01:02:46,850 --> 01:02:47,850 Let's go get lunch. 1449 01:02:47,930 --> 01:02:48,810 Let's get out of this shit hole. 1450 01:02:48,950 --> 01:02:49,950 Come on, man. 1451 01:02:56,450 --> 01:02:57,450 Hello? 1452 01:02:58,030 --> 01:02:58,470 Hey. 1453 01:02:58,471 --> 01:02:59,471 It's me. 1454 01:03:00,050 --> 01:03:01,050 Hey. 1455 01:03:03,410 --> 01:03:04,410 How you doing? 1456 01:03:04,550 --> 01:03:05,550 I'm fine. 1457 01:03:05,830 --> 01:03:06,830 Is he gone? 1458 01:03:07,110 --> 01:03:07,550 Yeah. 1459 01:03:07,750 --> 01:03:08,750 He left this afternoon. 1460 01:03:10,730 --> 01:03:11,730 You okay? 1461 01:03:12,090 --> 01:03:13,090 I'm fine. 1462 01:03:14,130 --> 01:03:14,790 I'm worried about you. 1463 01:03:15,010 --> 01:03:15,450 Me? 1464 01:03:16,010 --> 01:03:17,010 I'm worried about you. 1465 01:03:21,100 --> 01:03:22,980 When he left, all he took was his hunting knife. 1466 01:03:26,530 --> 01:03:27,530 That's all right. 1467 01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:29,270 I can handle myself. 1468 01:03:30,170 --> 01:03:31,170 I know you can. 1469 01:03:33,150 --> 01:03:34,150 It's just... 1470 01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:37,190 He has this, you know, dark side to him. 1471 01:03:38,380 --> 01:03:40,340 You should see some of the shit he's been drawing. 1472 01:03:44,420 --> 01:03:46,140 I wouldn't want anything to happen to you. 1473 01:03:50,270 --> 01:03:51,270 Because... 1474 01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:52,870 I think I'm... 1475 01:03:56,270 --> 01:03:57,990 I think I'm... 1476 01:03:59,290 --> 01:04:01,390 You know... Forget it. 1477 01:04:03,810 --> 01:04:04,850 I gotta go. 1478 01:04:06,225 --> 01:04:07,250 I should probably go. 1479 01:04:07,580 --> 01:04:08,580 I'll talk to you later. 1480 01:04:09,190 --> 01:04:10,190 Okay. 1481 01:04:12,450 --> 01:04:13,450 Good night. 1482 01:04:48,730 --> 01:04:51,160 For 25 years in this business, I never witnessed anything so horrible. 1483 01:04:51,161 --> 01:04:53,280 From 30 to 8, I knew I should have sold. 1484 01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:55,840 I'm never hiring a fucking relative as a stockbroker again. 1485 01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:57,860 I'm gonna kill that cocksucker this Christmas. 1486 01:04:58,660 --> 01:04:59,980 What am I gonna tell my ex-wives? 1487 01:05:00,020 --> 01:05:00,660 Oh, fuck them. 1488 01:05:00,700 --> 01:05:01,700 I am really screwed. 1489 01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:04,160 Hey. 1490 01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,920 Whisper numbers say we're gonna lose 60 cents per share this quarter. 1491 01:05:07,060 --> 01:05:08,980 And those pricks have decided to close Chicago. 1492 01:05:09,450 --> 01:05:10,500 The management job is off. 1493 01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:12,520 These miserable cocksuckers. 1494 01:05:12,660 --> 01:05:13,660 See you, Rogers. 1495 01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:15,280 Hey. 1496 01:05:15,695 --> 01:05:16,815 Who's your junkie boyfriend? 1497 01:05:16,970 --> 01:05:18,746 Oh, that's Richards from the Southwest office. 1498 01:05:18,770 --> 01:05:19,720 You gotta be shitting me. 1499 01:05:19,740 --> 01:05:20,980 No, he was up for Chicago, too. 1500 01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:22,020 Hey, you think we have it bad? 1501 01:05:22,060 --> 01:05:24,580 That guy just lost his home, his wife, and his kid. 1502 01:05:25,980 --> 01:05:27,916 Look, when are we gonna be able to start selling that fucking thing? 1503 01:05:27,940 --> 01:05:28,940 Hey. 1504 01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:30,596 Have any of you guys seen Ted? 1505 01:05:30,620 --> 01:05:30,860 No. 1506 01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:32,700 Well, neither has Parker Plastics. 1507 01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:34,200 He was supposed to close them today. 1508 01:05:34,780 --> 01:05:35,780 Our biggest client. 1509 01:05:36,210 --> 01:05:37,386 John, how's it going in there? 1510 01:05:37,410 --> 01:05:38,410 Not very fucking good. 1511 01:05:39,490 --> 01:05:40,980 The fuck is going on around here? 1512 01:05:52,300 --> 01:05:54,060 Hey, I was at an appointment when you called. 1513 01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:56,760 You all right? 1514 01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:04,320 What's the matter? 1515 01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:09,640 I'm moving back to Ohio. 1516 01:06:13,415 --> 01:06:15,450 He showed up at five this morning, and... 1517 01:06:16,870 --> 01:06:18,390 He needs to be with family. 1518 01:06:18,590 --> 01:06:20,130 And I can't handle this on my own. 1519 01:06:20,170 --> 01:06:22,370 I just... I can't abandon him. 1520 01:06:24,350 --> 01:06:25,350 I'm sorry. 1521 01:06:26,450 --> 01:06:27,450 When? 1522 01:06:30,590 --> 01:06:31,590 Tomorrow. 1523 01:06:55,860 --> 01:06:56,860 Well, Lisa... 1524 01:06:59,820 --> 01:07:01,240 It was because of a woman. 1525 01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:03,640 What? 1526 01:07:04,060 --> 01:07:07,020 You asked me why I never went back to teaching and never moved diddly. 1527 01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:09,900 It was because of a woman. 1528 01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:15,520 I woke up one day, and she was just gone. 1529 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:20,720 We were living on a teacher's salary. 1530 01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:22,020 Money never runs. 1531 01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:23,520 It never really meant anything to me. 1532 01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:26,800 She said it didn't mean anything to her, either. 1533 01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:32,040 She lied. 1534 01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:40,820 So I've been carrying around all this anger and all this hurt. 1535 01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:47,940 And then I used that as an excuse to be cold and hard and... 1536 01:07:52,770 --> 01:07:53,770 Son of a bitch. 1537 01:08:01,250 --> 01:08:03,950 Let me show you what I've been hiding all these years, okay? 1538 01:08:06,690 --> 01:08:07,690 Deep inside. 1539 01:08:12,890 --> 01:08:22,310 Oh, yes. 1540 01:08:24,450 --> 01:08:25,590 I'm sorry, Ted. 1541 01:08:26,230 --> 01:08:27,230 I'm sorry. 1542 01:08:27,810 --> 01:08:34,820 I'm really sorry. 1543 01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:37,641 Just... Just to... 1544 01:09:39,480 --> 01:09:41,340 Hey, Ted, where have you been? 1545 01:09:42,535 --> 01:09:44,340 I've been, you know, doing stuff. 1546 01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:45,440 I've been around. 1547 01:09:46,110 --> 01:09:48,800 You do realize that the quarter closes on Friday? 1548 01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:50,160 Yeah, yeah. 1549 01:09:52,590 --> 01:09:54,140 So, we lost Parker Plastics. 1550 01:09:55,370 --> 01:09:56,370 I sent Breckenridge. 1551 01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:58,080 Totally fucked the whole thing up. 1552 01:09:59,100 --> 01:10:01,320 What, uh, what do you hear on Lang? 1553 01:10:01,860 --> 01:10:02,860 On Lang? 1554 01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:05,540 I'm, uh, I'm gonna head up there now. 1555 01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:08,000 Good, good, because we can use every dollar. 1556 01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:08,580 Yeah, I know. 1557 01:10:09,020 --> 01:10:12,320 Well, well, well, if it isn't Willie Lohman, huh? 1558 01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:13,920 Look. 1559 01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:15,400 Willie. 1560 01:10:17,910 --> 01:10:19,790 Why don't you get yourself a bowl of soup on me? 1561 01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:21,500 Hmm? 1562 01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:25,560 You know what? 1563 01:10:35,770 --> 01:10:39,200 You know, I've been a prick to you for a long time. 1564 01:10:46,650 --> 01:10:48,086 And, you know, maybe I didn't have a right to be. 1565 01:10:48,110 --> 01:10:49,110 I don't know. 1566 01:10:54,260 --> 01:10:55,260 Yeah, I don't know. 1567 01:10:58,120 --> 01:10:59,120 Sorry, uh... 1568 01:10:59,620 --> 01:11:00,160 Mr. John? 1569 01:11:00,260 --> 01:11:01,260 Yeah? 1570 01:11:07,290 --> 01:11:08,480 How the mighty have fallen. 1571 01:11:10,550 --> 01:11:15,641 If he doesn't sign his next two deals, this is gonna be the next office they close. 1572 01:11:48,410 --> 01:11:49,590 Jimmy went back to Ohio. 1573 01:11:55,260 --> 01:11:56,260 I stayed. 1574 01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:22,600 What's going on? 1575 01:12:25,870 --> 01:12:26,870 Hey, John. 1576 01:12:27,530 --> 01:12:28,530 What's going on? 1577 01:12:29,310 --> 01:12:30,310 Fuck off. 1578 01:12:30,970 --> 01:12:31,730 What happened? 1579 01:12:31,731 --> 01:12:33,070 What do you mean, what happened? 1580 01:12:33,390 --> 01:12:36,230 I told you how important this quarter was, you motherfucker. 1581 01:12:37,590 --> 01:12:39,110 I was the first one to go. 1582 01:12:43,690 --> 01:12:44,710 I don't believe this. 1583 01:12:45,030 --> 01:12:46,810 Yeah, well, believe it, sunshine. 1584 01:12:48,390 --> 01:12:50,570 Those pricks upstairs didn't put much of a fight. 1585 01:12:51,950 --> 01:12:54,430 Breckenridge is our number one salesman, for fuck's sake. 1586 01:12:55,990 --> 01:12:57,110 How'd Lagoosa pull this off? 1587 01:12:57,650 --> 01:12:58,650 Mezzanine financing. 1588 01:12:59,270 --> 01:13:00,910 It wasn't even a stock swap. 1589 01:13:01,030 --> 01:13:02,950 The price was so low, they came up with the cash. 1590 01:13:04,010 --> 01:13:06,390 Every division sale, from here to Seattle, way down. 1591 01:13:08,310 --> 01:13:10,970 The DLX 179, that's gonna make him a fucking fortune. 1592 01:13:12,310 --> 01:13:13,990 They're not even gonna need a sales force. 1593 01:13:14,190 --> 01:13:15,110 Ah, good Breckenridge. 1594 01:13:15,190 --> 01:13:16,370 What the hell was I doing? 1595 01:13:20,430 --> 01:13:23,030 That is for putting up with your shit for three years! 1596 01:13:23,370 --> 01:13:25,290 You miserable cocksucker. 1597 01:13:27,010 --> 01:13:28,010 The dude 1598 01:13:47,130 --> 01:13:50,290 was dangling a young blonde in front of that sick fuck Croswell from training. 1599 01:13:50,610 --> 01:13:51,610 He took the bait. 1600 01:13:52,050 --> 01:13:53,410 Hook, line, and sinker. 1601 01:13:54,150 --> 01:13:55,750 This trial starts next week. 1602 01:13:58,370 --> 01:14:01,730 It was only matter time before I got Richards hooked back on the white powder. 1603 01:14:02,810 --> 01:14:03,990 Sofriety's so easy to cure. 1604 01:14:04,770 --> 01:14:07,176 Pretty good, but I got the number one guy from Tacoma to 1605 01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:10,110 gamble away his home, his car, even his kid's dental plan. 1606 01:14:10,610 --> 01:14:13,970 Last I heard, he was living downtown in an empty refrigerator box. 1607 01:14:15,710 --> 01:14:18,950 Well, that little lady from Nashville office still thinks she's having my baby. 1608 01:14:19,050 --> 01:14:22,130 That phony doctor had us so convinced she started having morning sickness. 1609 01:14:23,590 --> 01:14:26,650 As soon as sales did below 60 mil for the board, the stock plummeted. 1610 01:14:27,130 --> 01:14:30,470 Buying views market cap value dropped almost 30% from the stock last year. 1611 01:14:30,530 --> 01:14:31,530 Excellent. 1612 01:14:35,310 --> 01:14:36,310 I 1613 01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,280 really enjoyed the last three months. 1614 01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:46,680 I don't think I have ever had that much fucking fun. 1615 01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:49,080 So, tell us, Artie. 1616 01:14:49,081 --> 01:14:51,460 How did you come up with such a brilliant plan? 1617 01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:56,180 Funny enough, it was when the wife and I were in Zimbabwe on vacation. 1618 01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:59,221 She'd been driving me crazy to see these fucking 1619 01:14:59,222 --> 01:15:01,680 elephants in the wild ever since we first got married. 1620 01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:06,840 So, one day, we're tracking this herd with the park rangers. 1621 01:15:07,020 --> 01:15:10,658 Now, if you know anything about elephants, you know 1622 01:15:10,659 --> 01:15:14,380 they eat up to a ton of vegetation every single day. 1623 01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:16,905 Now, if the authorities let them keep eating 1624 01:15:16,906 --> 01:15:19,060 like that, there wouldn't be a single shrub left. 1625 01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:20,080 Left in the park. 1626 01:15:22,140 --> 01:15:23,200 Ah, it's a damn shame. 1627 01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:26,320 Lisa! 1628 01:15:28,780 --> 01:15:32,902 So, as fucked up as it sounds, these rangers 1629 01:15:32,903 --> 01:15:36,280 have to kill hundreds of elephants every year. 1630 01:15:36,730 --> 01:15:38,370 Just so the others don't starve to death. 1631 01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:43,740 What they do is they maim the leaders of the herd. 1632 01:15:44,260 --> 01:15:48,380 And with the leaders out of commission, the others... Lisa! 1633 01:15:49,050 --> 01:15:51,320 ...become helpless and confused. 1634 01:15:52,550 --> 01:15:56,640 Unaware of the bloody carnage going on all around them. 1635 01:16:02,450 --> 01:16:03,540 It's an amazing sight. 1636 01:16:04,940 --> 01:16:06,260 They call it culling. 1637 01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:09,640 Lisa! 1638 01:16:10,140 --> 01:16:17,780 I knew Blind View's DLX technology was going to forever revolutionize our industry. 1639 01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:20,421 And I also knew... Hmm. 1640 01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:26,440 I wasn't going to pay the asking price for the company. 1641 01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:28,120 Huh? 1642 01:16:28,580 --> 01:16:29,760 So I figured... 1643 01:16:31,060 --> 01:16:32,920 If you can cull elephants... 1644 01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:36,380 ...why not salesmen? 1645 01:16:37,740 --> 01:16:39,860 You know where I can get something to eat around here? 1646 01:16:40,420 --> 01:16:41,420 Cafeteria's on two. 1647 01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:44,060 Who the fuck is that guy? 1648 01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:45,380 Top man for Baton Rouge. 1649 01:16:45,420 --> 01:16:46,700 Some miserable cocksuckers. 1650 01:16:46,860 --> 01:16:47,840 Who's your junkie boyfriend? 1651 01:16:47,841 --> 01:16:49,721 Well, that's Richards from the Southwest office. 1652 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:52,260 Well, you're definitely targeting the right leaders. 1653 01:16:52,420 --> 01:16:56,720 Those ten were responsible for 42% of Blind View's sales. 1654 01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:58,720 He desperately wanted to be in show business. 1655 01:16:58,960 --> 01:17:02,880 So I got him to drop every one of his clients and begin rehearsing seven days a week. 1656 01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:06,360 The schmuck actually thinks he's opening for Cher next month in Reno. 1657 01:17:06,860 --> 01:17:08,120 Now, that was a good one. 1658 01:17:08,780 --> 01:17:11,120 But I think we all know where the best job of all was done. 1659 01:17:12,660 --> 01:17:13,920 You get close to them. 1660 01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:17,820 You find out who they really are. 1661 01:17:19,320 --> 01:17:22,000 And then you tear their insides out. 1662 01:17:28,300 --> 01:17:30,320 Oh, yes, it was a thing of beauty. 1663 01:17:30,860 --> 01:17:32,460 I just don't know how you pulled it off. 1664 01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:34,420 People are weak and vulnerable. 1665 01:17:34,740 --> 01:17:36,456 They're the ones that make it easy to pull off. 1666 01:17:36,480 --> 01:17:37,640 Yeah, but Riker... 1667 01:17:38,780 --> 01:17:39,780 Ted... 1668 01:17:40,180 --> 01:17:41,520 The thing about Ted is that... 1669 01:17:42,470 --> 01:17:44,440 he's just naive enough not to care about money. 1670 01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:47,120 Which made it all the more challenging. 1671 01:17:48,100 --> 01:17:49,100 For both of us. 1672 01:17:50,185 --> 01:17:51,545 Should have seen him at the books. 1673 01:18:00,870 --> 01:18:03,130 Every time he fucked her... 1674 01:18:04,250 --> 01:18:05,570 he'd offer me one of his clients. 1675 01:18:06,210 --> 01:18:09,290 And every time... I'd just piss him away. 1676 01:18:10,130 --> 01:18:11,210 Salesman with a conscience. 1677 01:18:11,410 --> 01:18:12,410 Talk about infinite. 1678 01:18:12,630 --> 01:18:13,850 Hey, a little respect. 1679 01:18:14,390 --> 01:18:16,350 He's one of the sharpest motherfuckers I ever met. 1680 01:18:18,090 --> 01:18:20,051 Bright, charismatic... Heart of a poet. 1681 01:18:20,230 --> 01:18:21,230 Hell, I'd fuck him. 1682 01:18:29,700 --> 01:18:33,140 When she got her tentacles in him... it was all over. 1683 01:18:33,300 --> 01:18:34,300 What'd she do? 1684 01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:42,840 She'd just... love him... and dump him... and then she would... love him again. 1685 01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:46,160 You didn't know which way to turn. 1686 01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:49,240 Hey, pal. 1687 01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:51,080 Hey. 1688 01:18:51,480 --> 01:18:52,280 Just remembered. 1689 01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:53,880 He wrote you a poem. 1690 01:18:53,881 --> 01:18:55,000 Came to mail. 1691 01:18:55,580 --> 01:18:56,580 It's pretty good. 1692 01:18:57,900 --> 01:18:58,900 Goes like this. 1693 01:19:00,660 --> 01:19:02,220 You've got gold inside of you. 1694 01:19:03,180 --> 01:19:05,000 If you look deep enough, you'll see... 1695 01:19:06,100 --> 01:19:07,720 there's some gold inside me, too. 1696 01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:34,580 There's no one better than your team... at finding someone's Achilles heel. 1697 01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:36,560 I taught them well. 1698 01:19:37,020 --> 01:19:39,940 If you look deep enough... you'll find it. 1699 01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:42,240 Some people need drugs. 1700 01:19:43,220 --> 01:19:44,360 Others need love. 1701 01:19:45,860 --> 01:19:47,840 Others have an affinity for... 1702 01:19:49,020 --> 01:19:52,320 young, well-built... Korean boys. 1703 01:19:54,420 --> 01:19:55,580 What the fuck? 1704 01:19:55,920 --> 01:19:56,520 Easy. 1705 01:19:56,920 --> 01:19:59,080 You don't get your panties in a bunch. 1706 01:19:59,120 --> 01:20:00,200 It'll never get out. 1707 01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:04,960 That is, of course... unless our money does not arrive... by 9 AM. 1708 01:21:34,210 --> 01:21:35,210 You 1709 01:21:55,440 --> 01:21:56,760 are the last girl... I want to be with you. 1710 01:21:56,761 --> 01:21:58,980 who can help me don't mind. 1711 01:22:08,620 --> 01:22:09,440 That's what my mom did. 1712 01:22:09,441 --> 01:22:10,601 I'd rather die than be ashes. 1713 01:22:11,500 --> 01:22:16,090 I can't afford this. 1714 01:24:48,550 --> 01:24:56,550 I was running through my head, wondering if she's dead, did she say it 1715 01:24:56,551 --> 01:25:04,010 caught her past, her hands can't move too fast, start to think and look within, 1716 01:25:06,190 --> 01:25:14,190 ordinary scenes, think you must have heard it wrong, cause she wasn't gone that long, 1717 01:25:19,330 --> 01:25:27,330 where did you go, ooh, I don't wanna know, where did you go, ooh, I don't wanna know, 1718 01:25:27,510 --> 01:25:30,950 where did you go, ooh, 1719 01:25:41,410 --> 01:25:49,410 looking lost into the night, she's gonna lose this fight, you'll just say that your 1720 01:25:49,411 --> 01:25:56,990 brand new, solitary fate, stopped the drink, combined with your chin, 1721 01:25:58,710 --> 01:26:06,710 ordinary scenes, think you must have heard it wrong, cause she wasn't gone that long, 1722 01:26:11,510 --> 01:26:16,506 where did you go, ooh, I don't wanna know, where did 1723 01:26:16,507 --> 01:26:22,490 you go, ooh, I don't want to know, where did you go? 1724 01:26:34,090 --> 01:26:36,110 Who's somebody? 1725 01:26:37,110 --> 01:26:39,070 Who's somebody? 1726 01:26:40,330 --> 01:26:42,630 Who's somebody? 1727 01:26:43,870 --> 01:26:45,970 Who's somebody? 1728 01:26:46,850 --> 01:26:49,270 Who's somebody?